Hey guys!! Did you guys hear the 3 new unreleased Rainbow Rocks songs!? My favorite is "Life is a Runway".  Thanks for 65.8k views. Three days until the Season 5 premiere!!! AHHHH! Here is the shipping chapter almost all of you waiting for. PLEASE ASK!!

Twilight: And those are the reasons why Rainbow Dash is wrong summed up in a five paragraph essay.

Rainbow Dash: Summed up? It took you 30 minutes to recite it.

Applejack: She can't help it.

Twilight: Well anatidaephobia is the fear that a duck is watching you somewhere, not duckphobia.

Rainbow Dash: Well why did they have to make it so complicated?

Twilight: I'm not sure, I'm not the pony who made up the word.

Fluttershy: Am I the only one who noticed that the lights turned off?

Applejack: Here. let me check out what the problem is. *tries to walk* Welp, looks like I'm suck like caramel on an apple.

Rarity: I think this might be another game of Ship it Or Kick it.

Diamond Tiara: Right you are Miss Rarity.

Silver spoon: Welcome everypony, to our 3rd annual, Ship it-

Diamond Tiara: Or kick.

Audience: *cheers*

Diamond Tiara: We're your host, Diamond Tiara-

Silver Spoon: And Silver Spoon.

Mane 6: *groan*

Diamond Tiara: I think we all know the rules. We ask you a shipping and if you don't give an answer we like-

Silver Spoon: We get to pour something on your head! Here's a good question to start of to from spotop14.

Diamond Tiara: Are you guys excited for shipping.

Twilight: Not particularly

Applejack: No. Not at all.

Rainbow Dash: No! Get me out of here.

Pinkie Pie: Last time, I liked being covered in cheese.

Rarity: I'm excited to learn new things about my friends, but not looking forward to being covered in gunk.

Fluttershy: more scared than excited.

Silver Spoon: Good! First question is for Applejack from NightMareMoon98439.

Diamond Tiara: If you HAD to kiss the Mane 6. Who would you choose?

Applejack: Probably Rainbow Dash. Since we already kissed, it wouldn't be as awkward as kissing anypony else, but then again, I don't want to taste that Pickle chapstick again.

Rainbow Dash: *laughs* That was classic.

Silver Spoon: Next question is for you from SmilingVids.

Diamond Tiara: Are you 100% sure you don't have a crush on anypony?

Rainbow Dash: 100%? I'm 120% sure I don't have the hots for anypony. Yet.

Twilight: *rolls her eyes* You just had to leave them on a cliffhanger didn't you?

Rainbow Dash: It's what I do.

Silver Spoon: Well this one is for all of you from lover432.

Diamond Tiara: Do you all ship Appledash?

Applejack and Rainbow Dash: No

Fluttershy: Not really, but if they wanted to date, I'm fine with it. If everypony's happy, I'm happy.

Twilight: Nope.

Pinkie Pie: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *laughs* Friendship Is Magic not romance.

Rarity: Maybe. *smirks*

Silver Spoon: *pulls the lever*

Rarity: *gets covered with stickers* Ok I was joking! I don't ship Appledash.

Applejack: That's more like it.

Silver Spoon: *chuckles* Next question is from an obvious Flutterdash shipper whose username is flutterdash20

Diamond Tiara: Fluttershy and Rainbow Dash, what's you opinion of Flutterdash or RainbowShy?

Fluttershy: Well Rainbow Dash is one of my best friends and I think it'll like that.

Rainbow Dash: Yea, I've know Fluttershy since I was a filly so we have a special FRIEND connection, but I would hate to ruin our friendship if we started dating.

Silver Spoon: Applejack got a question from BrandyArguelles.

Diamond Tiara: Applejack, do you like Rarity, and would you go out with her?

Rarity: Ha! I got the same question too!

Applejack: I not going to go out with Rarity. She's a mighty good friend of mine and nothing more. We can't even last an hour without breaking out into a mini fight.

Rarity: That's correct.

Silver Spoon: Well you got another question, but this time, it's from TaraD_101.

Diamond Tiara: Who are the ponies that you ship?

Applejack: I'm not much of a shipper, so nopony.

Diamond Tiara: *pulls the switch*

Applejack: *gets covered in purple paint*

Pinkie Pie: *laughs*

Silver Spoon: Looks like Applejack is going to be purple for the entire show. Ok Applejack, this is your last question for now. It's from AppleDashForever.

Diamond Tiara: Applejack, do you love Rainbow Dash?

Applejack: I do! She's the best friend a pony could ask for.

Silver Spoon: Not that much of a shipping question, but it's for Rainbow Dash from Alex_Reads.

Diamond Tiara: What's the perfect date?

Rainbow Dash: Easy! We would first grab some grub, race each other, and then fly up my favorite in Ponyville where you can see everything!!

Rarity: *sarcastic* How romantic. 

Silver Spoon: Now I even find this one weird from Royalpain for Rainbow Dash.

Diamond Tiara: Do you have a crush on Rarity? What? Rarity and Rainbow Dash?

Rainbow Dash: Me and her? BWAHAHAHAHA!!

Rarity: What? Am I not dateable?

Rainbow Dash: No, it's just that I've never heard of that before.

Twilight: I think the ship name is Raribow.

Rainbow Dash: HAHAHAHAHAHA no I don't like Rarity in that way!

Silver Spoon: Next question is for Rarity from Hope_Hellfire.

Diamond Tiara: Be honest, do you have a crush on Spike?

Rarity: Spikey Wikey? He only a little baby dragon. Don't get me wrong, he's a good friend, but I think he and I would be happier with ponies, or dragons for him, our own age.

Silver Spoon: Here is one from darkanglevampirehog for Rainbow Dash and Pinkie Pie.

Diamond Tiara: If Sorian didn't like you, would you two date?

Pinkie Pie: Sorian likes me!?

Rainbow Dash: No Pinkie Pie, he likes me! Wait, actually, I'm not sure. *shrugs shoulders* Eh. He probably likes Spitfire!

Pinkie Pie: So Dashie, would you date me? *makes a funny face and noises*

Rainbow Dash: *chuckles* probably not. Would you date me? *makes a funnier face*

Pinkie Pie: *laughs* No! As i stated before, Friendship is Magic. Wait, did you just out face me?

Rainbow Dash: Maybe.

Pinkie Pie and Rainbow Dash: *makes loads of funnier faces until they both get covered with mustard*

Rest of Mane 6+ Diamond Tiara, and Silver Spoon: *laugh*

Rainbow Dash: What was that for?

Pinkie Pie: Yea! We answered the question! *licks mustard off her* Can I have some more mustard?

Diamond Tiara: Gladly!

Pinkie Pie: *gets covered in more mustard* Mm! Yummy!

Silver Spoon: Ok this is not really a shipping question but it's for all of you guys form PaulTheFreak.

Diamond Tiara: What are your opinion on clops?

Applejack: Dicustin'. My butt ain't that big!

Fluttershy: What are clops?

Diamond Tiara: Silver Spoon?

Sliver Spoon: *nods head* *shows a "cloppy" picture of Fluttershy on a screen*

Fluttershy: *blushes* *hides under her tail*

Audience: *makes noise*

Fluttershy: *nervous* I don't like clopping very much.

Rarity: Well the attire that we wear is somewhat... inappropriate.

Twilight: I've read a clop fanfic before. I don't want to describe it in detail because there are fillies in the audience.

Pinkie Pie: The only ones I'm okay with are the pictures that I'm covered in cake.

Rainbow Dash: What they said. Totally not cool.

Silver Spoon: Next question is from snowzqueen.

Diamond Tiara: What do you look for in a stallion?

Applejack: Well he needs to be a hard worker, obviously need to like apples.

Twilight: Not somepony really loud, not that I dislike Pinkie Pie or anything. It would also be cool if I could go up to him and tell him what on my mind like I can with these girls.

Rarity: Him to charming, sweet, romantic, him to not be stubborn and let me pay for the food every once and a while. Wouldn't hurt if he was attractive as well.

Fluttershy: I like cuddles up in a blanket and having nice little conversations while drinking tea. He also can't be afraid of animals. Then there would be a problem.

Pinkie Pie: Somepony who likes to have fun until they explode!!  And finally, somepony who will listen to my rants about random stuff. like why do they call it a flea market, it they don't sell fleas?

Rainbow Dash: Well somepony who athletic and has at least a chance on beating me. Smells nice, doesn't judge me when I forget to brush my hair, and can have a conversation with me, without it being awkward.

Silver Spoon: We'll be right back-

Diamond Tiara: After our commercial break.

Pinkie Pie: ASK!!!