Advice Chapter
Ok I have alot of things to say in this opening paragraph so bare with me. I'm not much of an advice giver so my advice might not be the best *squee*. Sorry if you follow my advice and it doesn't turn out so great. This is a testing chapter. If this goes well, I might be able to write another book where you can ask the mane 6 about advice (just the Mane 6 sorry they're easier to write than the other characters). Please tell me if you liked this chapter. What should I do for my 40k chapter? (wow I can't believe I'm saying that). PLEASE ASK!! Let's get this show on the road.
Twilight: Are you guys ready to give some awesome advice?
Rest of Mane 6: Ready!
Twilight: All right. Our first set of questions belongs to clickthetechnerd. Fluttershy, I just got a pet cat and I have no idea what to do to take care of it. Could you give some pointers? (Authors note: I'm actually allergic to cats so I'm kinda guessing)
Fluttershy: *takes a deep breath* *talks really fast* Of course! Always make sure to feed it and don't get that processed food, try to get as natural as you can get. Don't feed it any sweets, or else it'll get a terrible tummy ache. Remind it that you are on his side and try to find a place where the cat likes to be pet. I'd say give it a bath every 1 to 2 months. Cats don't like baths that much. Make sure to visit the vet. Let it sleep, don't wake it up. There is alot more I need to tell you but I think this is getting a bit too long. *breaths out*
Twilight: Rainbow Dash, I play ice hockey and recently my team has been doing terribly. What should I do?
Rainbow Dash: Well it depends, are you the problem? If so, practice, practice practice! If it's not just you then it could mean two things. Number 1, there might be some tension on the team and you guys aren't doing well because of it. If that's the case, invite everypony to your house or something or start a blog on Wattpad. I've gotten alot closer to these dorks ever since we've been doing this, and Number 2 is that your team sucks or your couch sucks, but yea practice is key.
Fluttershy: Twilight, I got my report card and now I have a C in math and my mom usually gets upset that. What should I do? (Author Note: I FEEL YOUR PAIN)
Twilight: I'm actually not sure. As I stated, my lowest grade was a B+ and I took 9th grade math in 5th grade. I would... tell my parents. If they really love you they won't be THAT mad. Besides, I'm sure they had a moment where they had a bad grade in a class too. Just tell them that you will work harder. By the way, the reason you have a C in math is because you stay up reading ths blog. Stop reading and STUDY!! Flashcards are the best way! Anyways, Applejack, how far away should each apple tree be from each other?
Applejack: Well, it depends on how much space you have and how many trees you want to plant. They way I do it is I plant a seed, walk 5 steps, and plant another one.
Twilight: Mane 6, what should I do if two of my friends are mad and ask me who I like better? RainbowIsLoveAndLife would like to know.
Applejack: Are they mad at you or are they mad at each other?
Rarity: I'm assuming they're mad at each other.
Applejack: Don't lie and say you like both equally, unless that's the case, but at the same time, if you do like one better than the other, don't say that either. That's a really bad way to lose a friend.
Fluttershy: I mostly try to avoid those type of situations. Just say you like both equally. I recommend hanging out with those two friends together. Maybe they will talk things out.
Rarity: Like Fluttershy, invite them over to your house or when you're hanging out with one of those friends drop sutle hints about the other friend and see how you can help solve the problem.
Pinkie Pie: Throw a party! That can always cheer up anypony!!
Rainbow Dash: Ask them to stop asking that question because you're not going to answer it.
Twilight: Change the subject. Ask them if they read any good books, or better yet, did you read the lastest chapter in Ask MLP? It's an advice chapter. Moving on, our next advice seeker is TaraD_101. I'm starting high school soon and I'm not good at fitting in. Have any tips?
Mane 6: Neither am I! Jinx!
Rainbow Dash: Think you came to the wrong group of ponies. As I said somewhere, try sports! Great way to meet ponies!
Twilight: I love my friends! But get your priorities straight. Make sure you study! As for fitting in, *thinks* I don't know. I'm a total bookworm.
Fluttershy: Don't be very... you know... draw attention to yourself. Too much attention can lead to some bad stuff...
Rarity: What I have to give is some advice from my grandma, "Don't be a follower, be a leader" meaning don't try and "fit in". That my dear, takes too much work. Don't draw attention to yourself in a negative way and don't be rude, but be yourself.
Pinkie Pie: Be nice! Make alot of friends! And don't party too hard... remember that you're still a teenager, but here is some advice. Celebrate everything, small or big get some frozen yogurt or cheese.
Rainbow Dash: Cheese?
Pinkie Pie: Who doesn't like cheese?
Rest of Mane 6: *nod their heads*
Applejack: Make friends, learn as much as you can and enjoy youth cause it doesn't last.
Twilight: Rarity and Applejack, how do I deal with my little brothers and sisters. I have one little brother and two little sisters. They drive me insane.
Applejack: Like I explained to Miss Rarity over here. Try to be like apple pie. You guys could better in some qualities of your relation and fail at others but only together will you make a good apple pie.
Rarity: I was in your shoes once so I understand. One day you'll find out what you did wrong, and go crying back to your sisters/brother... ok fine maybe not, but try to get along with them. Ask them about their interests.
Twilight: Well Rarity, apparently you give good advice so here's another one for you from DiamondWillowTree. Do you have any tips for styling my hair? I don't like having it up and it's too much work straightening it or curling it.
Rarity: Hmm... that one's a toughy. Try a low braid, or I don't know if you have enough time but cornrows? It takes a while when you first do them but then you can just sleep in them. You won't have to do your hair in the morning. They can last you like a month or so.
Twilight: Rainbow Dash, FUZZYNOSE want's to know how to be awesome.
Rainbow Dash: A question I can finally answer. Well the answer's different for different ponies but what's all the same is that you try your hardest and push your limits! It also kinda helps if you dye your mane. A good suggestion is rainbow.
Twilight: Dash...
Rainbow Dash: What? They want to know how to be awesome.
Twilight: Last one, GalacticWorrior wants to know what to if you're being bullied.
Pinkie Pie: Go watch a silly movie. It'll be sure to cheer you up. Or go to your friends. Maybe they can help.
Rarity: Tell an adult!
Fluttershy: I'm not sure. I usually just cry.
Twilight: Hmm I would give a better response if you told me what type of bullying it is.
Rainbow Dash: Tell me! I can give teach that bully a lesson.
Twilight: Violence is never the answer.
Applejack: I'll have to agree with Rarity on this one. But before we go, I wanted to ask a bonus question for Trixie. I forgot to write down who the question was from but here we go. Why do you talk in third person, it's annoying.
Trixie: Why do you ask stupid questions? They're stupid.
Twilight: Trixie, behave!
Trixie: All right. The Great and Powerful Trixie doesn't have time for these-
Twilight: *gives Trixie a guilty glare*
Trixie: -silly questions. I'm going to Las Pegasus this evening. Not that big of a deal. At least of me *drops a smoke maker thingy on the ground*
Pinkie Pie: SHE'S GONE! Oh no wait, there she is *points to Trixie hiding behind a bookshelf*. ASK!
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