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I've had way too much time on my hands and I've been watching too many movies to cope through it.

I watched Jurassic World (again) not too long ago (and other movies but those are for a later chapter) and it had me thinking.

This whole rant is going to be surrounding this particular series.

Why in the fucking hell do people make the same mistake and expect a different outcome?????

Like apparently 3 Jurassic Park movies wasn't enough to tell these dumb muthafuckas to not mess wid Mother Nature.

Sure it would be posilutely awesmazing to have fucking dinosaurs roaming the earth again but the meteor didn't kill all of them for nothing.

What had me pissed tho was that, even in the modern times, people treated the creatures as beast, animals, things that can be controlled, when they have feelings and their own choices to make and shit.

Jurassic Park: "Oh I'm a rich person so let me buy this island and experiment with dinosaur DNA and bring them back to life from extinction. Nothing bad could possibly happen!"

Jurassic World: "Oh let me rebuild this long lost dinosaur island for profit cause what happened with the Park people can't possibly happen to me with today's advanced technology, even when we are changing the very strands of their DNA to make bigger and more carnivorous dinosaurs, especially when we created one that is literally the most terrifying and adaptive killing machine ever created!"

Yeah, y'all people is dumb.

Mere fact that Jurassic Park was  bust, three times actually, should tell people not to fuck wid dinosaurs but NNNNNOOOOOO!! niggas messing wid shit and fucking up life.

In movies like this, I root for the animals. Like fam, why you bring me back to life, I was good in dinosaur heaven, eating steaks and napping and shit whenever I wanted but NNOOOOO!!! y'all muthafuckas gone and take me away from that!!!!

And then they gine wonder why their plan didn't work.

Cause bitch dinosaurs, like most if not all animals, are supposed to be out in the wild, not held in captivity for the majority of their lives.

And what pissed me off even more was the fact that they didn't fucking believe the Raptor Alpha dude (sorry I can't remember his name rn) when he said the dinosaur was going to break out and kill everyone.

NO ONE FUCKING BELIEVED HIM (except the black dude that he was working wid) AND LOOK WHAT HAPPENED, HE WAS FUCKING RIGHT!!!!

That Claire bitch had to pull the big Rex from retirement and shit.

Nigga was probably sleeping or some shit.

Dreaming bout dem lovely Rex ladies and shit.

In the end it took the aquatic dinosaur to officially kill it, what was it called? The Mozazorus? Or whatever the fuck you spell it.

Moza-nigga come out of nowhere and was like 'YEET!! My food bitch nigga. Come here sweet thang lemme holla at yuh real quick.'

But despite all that bullshit, the best part of the movie was the ending.

Rex King walks out on the helipad, proud in his battle scars and shit, roaring loud as fuck, 'all y'all leave muh fucking island!!! I'm don't wid y'all bitch niggas!!!'

Y'all ain't hear it right but he definitely said all that cx