Question:Is Sasuke straight or gay for Naruto?

Sasuke:Well you see I have no sexuality because i don't like anyone, The girls are the ones gay for Sasashia

Sakura,Ino,Hinata,Tenten, Tsunade: Sasashia You're sooo cute!!!! let us braid your hair!

Sasashia:*runs away and hinds behind Naruto*

Naruto:Don't worry Sasashia, ill save you! *picks up Sasashia and ninja jumps away*

Sasuke:.....