Toon Link and Sealand's (Mini) Adventure Pt. 2
(Same Cover, I know! ._. But hold on, I want to try something here...)
???: Oh my Child, are you Ready to go Home?
Sealand: Who spoke just now?
Toon Link: I don't know...
Red: BE ON GUARD, Who knows what they might do
Blue: Right! *Defensive Position*
Vio: SHOW YOURSELF!!
*A Legendary Pokémon Appears*
Toon Link: Who are you?
???: I am the Legendary Lunala!
Sealand: I heard about you, in one of England's Stories! Him and Norway told me You are the Beast of the Moon, who watches over the Night!
Lunala: Precisely
Blue: What do you want?
Lunala: I'm here to save you from England (This is for your own good... I'm sorry)
Sealand: *Nervous Laughter* Haha, why?
Lunala: (Oh, you'll see...)
*Flashback, British Empire (The Empire on which the Sun Never Sets)*
Pirate England: Ha! My empire is GLORIOUS!
Lunala: Indeed
Pirate England: WHO GOES THERE?
Lunala: The Moon
Pirate England: Haha very funny
Lunala: Well, from the Moon, I am Lunala, pleasure to make your acquaintance
Pirate England: Why are you here?
Lunala: I represent the Night, but in your empire, the Sun Never Sets
Pirate England: Because i'm unbeatable, even now, the Sun beckons my presence everywhere!
Lunala: You know, you should Thank me
Pirate England: What should I thank you for?! I don't I remember you doing anything important
Lunala: I am the other half of the Sun that brings bala-
Pirate England: Not important enough!!
Lunala: ...Excuse Me?
Pirate England: You didn't do anything if I recall, so if you want Me to worship you, well Too bad! Now if you'll excuse me, I actually have IMPORTANT matters to Attend to, so you might as well GET OUT OF MY SIGHT!
Lunala: You will Regret your decision... *Vanishes into the Dark*
Pirate England: Psh, yeah RIGHT!
Lunala: He's crazy if he thinks it's gonna last forever...
*Flashback End*
Sealand: Is it just me or was England more Sane in the Past...
Lunala: What do you mean?
Sealand: Well, you see... Nowadays, He has become less of a jerk and more of a Psycho
Toon Link/Lunala: Wait... What?!
Blue: You mean to say we left him with the OTHERS?!
Red: Oh, Fuck
Vio: LANGUAGE *Slaps Red*
Red: Oww, geez alright I'll stop
Sealand: I think He also mentioned he wanted me out of his Life...
Lunala: Yup! Which is why we need to go, NOW! *Picks Sealand up* Come on everyone, on my Tail!
Sealand: OH CRAP SOMEONE HELP ME
Toon Link: I don't think were in any danger
Blue: DID YOU JUST-
*England Appears with a Robe and a Spell Book*
Toon Link: I TAKE THAT BACK, HOLY SHIT!!
Blue: CUS YOU JINXED IT!
Vio: -_-
Sealand: *Scared for his Life* E-England... You l-look... D-different, is everyt-thing al-alright?
England: Why Hello there Sealand, so NICE to See you Again! *Psycho Smile*
Sealand: EEP *Hides behind Lunala's Head*
Toon Link: What do YOU want?? *Defensive Position*
Lunala: Hello again, England...
England: I thought I told you to stay out of my Sight, Lunala...
Sealand: *Whispers to Lunala* help im scared
Red: *Pulls out the Fire Rod* Try us
Vio: *Snatches Blue's Ice Rod* Don't come any closer!
Blue: *Caught off Guard*
England: Magic doesn't scare Me, boy *Throws a Shadow Ball towards Red*
Red: BRING IT *Makes a Pillar of Fire and lunges it at England*
*The Fire and Shadows Collide, making an explosion*
Sealand: STOP! You're scaring everyone, please!!
England: Shut your mouth, You Bloody Git!
Sealand: *Gasps* Wha-what?
Lunala: That's ENOUGH, England! *Puts Sealand on the ground, Charges up Moongeist Beam and Transforms*
England: As if your special move will harm me-
Lunala: TAKE THIS! *Uses Moongeist Beam*
England: I don't think so! *Conjures up a Protection Spell and Blocks it*
Lunala: Wha- How did he do that so fast?!
Vio: No matter *Hurls an Ice block at England* TAKE THIS
Red: *Throws 2 Fireballs at England*
England: Not even Threats *Blocks Both Attacks*
Red/Vio: Wha- HOW?!
Toon Link: *Pulls out an Arrow from the Quiver, grabs the Bow, and aims it at England* Let's see you try to block THIS! *Lets the Arrow fly*
England: *Catches it with his Hand* Bloody Useless *Snaps the Arrow in Half*
Toon Link: *Disbelief Face* Wha?
Sealand: JUST STOP IT, PLEASE!
England: *Scowls at Sealand*
Sealand: ._. *Unknowingly Steps forward*
Vio: Stay Back!
Sealand: What do you want, you Psycho?!
England: Why, You of course!
Blue: NO!
Sealand: Is it because I walked in on you doing Forbidden Magic??
England: I'm surprised that's what you remember, because Clearly I was conjuring up a remedy for my friends
Sealand: (Oh Fuck, I think a Demon possessed him...) That's not true... I WONT LET YOU TAKE ME ALIVE!!
*Lucina Walks by, Carrying an Injured Person*
Lucina: Father, you're going to be alright...
???: *Moans* Where am I- Who are they?
Lucina: Huh? *Turns around and sees the Four Sword and a Kid in a Sailor suit with a Bat creature and a Magician* Are you guys okay??
Toon Link: WE HAVE A SITUATION ON OUR HANDS
Lunala: I'm Lunala, and I'm the Moone Pokémon, but we have no time for introdu-
Lucina: WATCH OUT *Lays the Figure near a Bush*
Vio: AHH *Barely Blocks the Attack*
Lucina: That wasn't very nice! *Pulls Falchion out and Runs towards England*
England: So that's how you want to go? *Pulls out a Sword of his own*
*England and Lucina start Dueling*
Vio: Lucina...
Blue: Oh crud, what do we do
Red: We have to go, NOW
Sealand: But what about Luci-
Red: NO TIME! LETS MOVE
Vio: Since when were you the one giving out commands?!
Toon Link: Maybe we can wait a bit?
*Robin comes behing Lucina*
Male Robin: There you ar- Huh? Is that Chrom?
Chrom: Y-Yes...
Lucina: HELP ME WITH THIS!
Male Robin: Right! *Goes to Aid Lucina*
Lunala: Crud...
Toon Link: We have to help somehow!
Lunala: but how? I can't aim for the sake of not hitting her!
Blue: *Goes to Help Chrom* I got him
Male Robin: Thanks
England: Just give up!
Lucina: Why should I?!
Red: Sea!
Sealand: Yeah?
Toon Link: *Puts Bow away and Pulls out Windwaker* Come here! *Plays a Melody*
Sealand: Why?
Vio: TEAM
Red/Blue: What
Toon Link: Hold on, Where is the Four Sword?
Red/Blue: *Look at Vio*
Vio: What? I don't have mine... WAIT WHERE IS IT?!
Toon Link: Well, We have Master Swords, right? What happened to the Four Sword?
Blue: Safekeeping. right after you Pulled it out, I grabbed the swords when I pushed the Closet behind that Pillar
Red: And where is it now??
Vio: Oh, that's right! I saw him... (How did he do that tho?)
Toon Link: How did you grab mine? I was in the Closet with Zelda
Red: I went outside!
Vio: Not to mention, Mine? I also left after, But still thinking I had the sword...
Blue: *Pulls out 4 Swords*
Toon Link/Vio/Red: How?!
Blue: I wanted to give them to Pixar, buuuuuuut She was Fused with Dark Link *Shrugs* so I just kept them
Red: *Growls* when I find that son of a-
Lunala: I couldn't help but overhear your little conversation
Vio: Bit rude
Red: Exactly
Toon Link: Have to agree with them, why were you snooping on us?
Sealand: *Snickers* Snooping X)
Lunala: As I was saying, are you four the same person or different people?
Blue: We are the same person split into fou-
Lucina: ACK! *Knocked back against a tree near Chrom, Bleeding*
Lunala: Uh oh
Red: Uh Oh?
Vio: WHAT DO YOU MEAN, "UH OH"
Blue: Ho Oh?
Toon Link: NO!
England: Finally... *Walks slowly towards Sealand*
Sealand: NONONONONO!
Lunala: *Uses Shadow Ball towards England*
England: *Narrowly Dodges it* Stop that!
Lunala: Make me!
England: As you Wish... *Takes out a Master Ball*
Lunala: ohshit ohshit ohshit
England: *Throws the Masterball at Lunala*
Lunala: NOOO! *Gets Caught*
Blue: OH NO!
Chrom: Lucina...
Male Robin: Lucina!
Lucina: *Groans* OwwW *Grabs her Arm*
Male Robin: *Puts a Shield around Lucina, Chrom and Himself as He starts healing both of them*
Sealand: Are you ok-
England: NOT so Fast! *Grabs Sealand*
Sealand: AAH!
Toon Link: Let him go!!
England: What makes you think you stand a Chance against me??
Toon Link: My Courage! (Or what's left of it)
Sealand: *Bites England's Hand*
England: Ack! *Almost Lets go*
Sealand: (DANG IT! Almost there) *Squirms as much as he cans* LET. ME. GO!
England: Yes, that's right... Keep Struggling like the Prey you are! *Licks Lips* (I'm quite Hungry...)
Sealand: *Doesn't Notice* WHY ARE YOU SUCH A JERK?! JERK JERK JERK JERK JERK JERK JERK JERK JERK JERK JERK JERK JERK JERK JERK JERK JERK JERK!!!!!!!
Toon Link: (Did he just Lick his Lips?! AW HELL NO, I GOTTA SAVE HIM NOW!!)
Vio: That was slightly creepy
Red: *Shudders* blEH
Blue: PETER!
England: *Tightens Grip*
Sealand: AGH! That hurts, stop!
Toon Link: *Runs like Hell towards England* Put. Him. DOWN! *Swings his Sword*
England: *Gets hit, but Grabs Toon Link as well*
Toon Link: NO!
Vio/Red: GREEN!
Blue: *Too busy Helping Chrom to Notice*
England: ENOUGH! *Uses Dark Pulse on Everyone*
Blue: ??? *Turns around and sees Sealand being hurt* Peter! *Runs at England*
Vio: I won't let-
*Everyone Gets knocked out Except for Robin, Lucina, and Chrom*
Toon Link/Sealand: NOOOOO!!
*England uses Hypnosis to Put the Boys to Sleep*
*Lunala Gets out of the Masterball*
Lunala: ENGLAND THIS IS WAY OUT OF HAND, WHAT ARE YOU EVEN DOING?!
England: Don't get in my way! *Uses Night Slash on Lunala*
Lunala: *Dodges it and uses Shadow Claw*
England: *Gets Hit* Argh! Why won't... you just... GIVE UP! *Throws 4 Shadow Balls at Lunala*
Male Robin: (So, he's also a magician... hmm)
Lunala: nO!
Mewtwo: *Teleports and sees the chaos* Uh Oh *Teleports again*
Toon Link/Sealand: *Sleeping*
Male Robin/Lucina/Red/Blue/Vio/Chrom: *Knocked out*
Lunala: *Gets hit by 3 of them and Faints*
England: Finally...
Toon Link/Sealand: *Groan*
England: Oh boys? We're going to have some, "Fun!"
Male Robin: NOT ON MY WATCH! *Uses Nosferatu on England*
England: OW! *Nearly Drops the Boys, again*
Male Robin: LET THEM GO THIS INSTANT OR ELSE! *Uses Arcfire*
England: *Counters with a Fireball*
Male Robin: *Puts Hood over his Head* So that's how you wanna go at this? *Leaves his Shield and Stops healing Lucina and Chrom*
England: It seems so
Male Robin: Then let us do Battle!
*Male Robin and England start Dueling*
X/Axl/Megaman: *Teleport* Alright, were he- WTH?!
Toon Link: Mega! Help!
Megaman: TOON LINK! Let them go!
England: *Growls* This is going Nowhere! Say goodbye to your friend! *Teleports*
Axl: DAMN IT! WE JUST LOST TOON AND THAT OTHER KID TO THIS MANIAC!!
X: We'll find them!
Megaman: Suuuure, how did Finding Pixar go for all of us?
X/Axl: *Glare at Megaman*
Megaman: Just stating a Point...
*Meanwhile, Back at the Mansion*
RED Sniper: BLOODY SPIES RUINING EVERYTHING
Axl: IKR GEEZ <wait he's breaking space by being in 2 different places at once wth>
RED Scout: Chill, Snipe!
RED Medic: Zhis is very bad!
Chara: (I know I'm going to regret this, but I can't stop thinking about WW2 and the Bombings of... uh, OH Japan, I wonder if he still feels guilt or anger) *Turns into a Shadow and Possesses Japa- DANG IT CHARA NO*
Japan: *Gasps*
China: Japan, you alright Aru?
Japan: *Looks at America with Hatred*
Chara: (Oh, so he has both of these Feelings... This will be Fun!)
America: Kiku? Dude, are you o-
Japan: *Bitchslaps America* YOU RUINED ME!!
Prussia: *Gasps* J-Japan? WHY!
Russia: ...!
Lucario: *Eyes widen*
Charizard: ...Well damn
Papyrus: HUMAN, WHAT IS THE MATTER WITH YOU?!
Undyne: I don't know, but QUIT IT THIS INSTANT
Chara: (Bite me!)
America: *Gets knocked to the Ground* THE HELL? WHAT GIVES?!
Germany: Japan?
North Italy: NONONONONONONONO!!! *Hides behind Germany*
South Italy: FELI WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS
Mewtwo: ...
Japan: *Storms over to Alfred* Get up
China: KIKU CONTROL YOURSELF
America: Wha-
Japan: I SAID GET UP *Grabs America and tosses him into the Nearby Bush*
RED Medic: Vait!
America: HOW-
*Crash*
China: How come he's strong enough to pick him up AND throw him?!
Russia: *Smiles*
Japan: You deserve to ROT. IN. HELL!
Cloud Strife: ... *Grabs Buster Sword*
RED Sniper: Let's not get ahead of Ourselves here...
Greninja: (Don't Japanese people say R's instead of L's?)
China: (Huh? Japan never says his L's... Something's wrong aru...)
France: Why are you now saying the L's?
America: *Bleeding, slowly gets up* D-Dude... why are y-you doing th-this...?
France: MERDE
Japan: *Runs and Grabs America by the Neck and starts Choking Him* What you did to me is UNFORGIVABLE!
America: *Caught off Guard, Face starts turning Red* WHAT N-NO! *Grabs Japan's arm to try to Pry it off* WHAT D-DID I DO?!
RED Medic: PUT HIM DOWN!
Charizard: *Goes inside the Mansion* Meh
Mewtwo: CHARIZARD, GET BACK HERE
Lucario: Let him go, we need to focus more on Japan
Chara: (This is exciting!)
Canada: Leave, Alfred, ALONE *Grabs his Hockey Stick and holds it Threateningly*
France: MATTHIEU! *Le French Gasp*
Greninja: ... *Sweatdrop*
Chara: (DAMN IT, I SPOKE TOO SOON)
America: ACK! *Panicked Screeches* E-ENGLAND HELP M-ME!!
France: He's not here, Alfred!
America: BULLSHIT
China: You need to save your breath!
Mixy: This is getting out of control *Staying out of this*
RED Scout: Batta Swing! *Swings his Atomizer*
Canada: *Looks at the RED Scout* (Hmm...) JAPAN! *He holds his Hockey Stick over his Head as if ready to Swing* I WILL SWING THIS AT YOUR HEAD AND IT WONT BE PRETTY!
Prussia: BIRDIE DONT!
America: W-WAIT C-MATTHEW!!
RED Scout: Huh?
Canada: Then make Him let go of you, Bro! OTHERWISE I WONT HESITATE
America: BUT YOU GET OUT OF C-CONTROL WHEN Y-YOU SWING THAT THING!
RED Scout: O-Oh...
Russia: D-Da
Canada: Then what do you sugge-
Japan: *Tightens Grip*
America: AAAAAAAHHHHHH! *Face turns White*
France: We have to do something!
China: What do you suggest, Aru?? *Crosses arms*
RED Sniper: Scout!
RED Scout: shit...
Prussia: SOMEONE SAVE HIM DAMN IT!
Mixy: We can't piss off the Canadian or the Japanese, so how?
Prussia: *Yells* FRANCE
France: *Looks at Prussia Nervously* Umm
Prussia: CHINA
China: What if Japan gets him before I do?!
Prussia: *Stutters* R-Russia!
Russia: Nyet, this is amusing
Mixy: ...
Prussia: VEST!
Germany: Nein, not my problem
Prussia: *Yells Louder* BRUDER!!
Germany: ...
Prussia: *Facepalm* ITALY
North Italy: NONONONONONONO
South Italy: Let the Burger Bastard handle this on his own!!
Prussia: *Growls* NOT HELPING
China: ...Fine, I'll help Aru
Prussia. Thank You!
Dark Link: (WTF They haven't come back yet... something's up) *Leaves*
Link: WHERE ARE YOU GOING GET BACK HERE?! *Chases Dark Link*
Dark Toon Link: ...Are you serious...
Asriel: CHARA WE GOTTA DO SOMETHI- *Notices Chara is not there* Oh...
Frisk: Greeeeeaaaaat... where's Chara?
America: HEY! L-LET ME G-GO DUDE!! OW THATHURTS! GILBERT GOD DAMN IT HELP ME-
Japan: *Grip Tightens more*
America: *Face turns Blue* NO S-STOP JAP-Japan... *Faints*
Cloud Strife: (That's the last Straw) *Swings Threateningly* I won't hesitate to attack!
Canada: ALFRED! NOOOO!
Prussia: CMON CHINA *Tackles Japan*
China: Kiku!
Me: *Runs inside the Mansion* EEP NOPE NOPE I CANT WATCH THIS AAH
Papyrus/Asriel: *Follow Pixar inside*
Mewtwo: Huh
Greninja: He fainted, now what?
Undyne: NGGYAAAAAHHHH *Runs towards Japan* JUSTICE
Canada: No, Wait! DONT
Prussia: OH MEIN GOTT! *Gets off Japan and moves to the side* NEIN ZHIS IS UNACCEPTABLE
Canada: Gilbert, Calm down!
Prussia: Sorry Birdie... WAIT WERENT YOU THE ONE ALMOST OUT OF CONTROL?
Canada: ...Not helping
Undyne: *Gets on top of Japan with Spears* EXPLAIN YOURSELF OR ELSE!!
Chara: (Ok crap time to go) *Leaves Japan's Body*
China: Brother!
Japan: *Gasps* ...I, am not your, brother...
Undyne: YOU SLAPPED SOMEONE AND MADE THEM FAINT *Points at America*
Japan: Huh? That wasn't me, it was someone erse controrring my body!!
Undyne: LIKELY STORY
Canada: He speaks the Truth! I just saw a Shadow leave his Body!
Chara: (Damn it, he saw me...)
America: *Wakes up on the Floor, Bleeding* Oww... *Grabs his Neck* Kiku did a number on me...
Japan: AMERICA IM SO SORRY IT WASNT ME I SWEAR!
America: Are you STILL mad about me for the Nukes?
Japan: ... (I wourd say yes, but judging by the damage I've done to him, I don't want to hurt him more then I arready have...)
China: WE NEED A MEDIC ASAP
RED Medic: No need to look further! *Heals America* Zhis is fascinating!
Mewtwo: Ok Lucario, NOW
Lucario: Wha-
*Mewtwo Grabs Lucario and Teleports to the Arena*
Mixy: OH COME ON!
RED Sniper: >_>
Cloud Strife: *Lowers Buster Sword*
Napstablook: *Floats outside* can i meet them? they seem kind of nice...
America: *Sees Napstablook* AAAAAAHHHHHH OSHIT ITS A GHOST!!! MATTY PROTECT MEEEEE! *Hides behind Canada*
Mettaton: *Comes Running* LANGUAGE
Napstablook: i have my headphones on, cousin. it is fine because it blocks the curse words
Mettaton: So all this time you couldn't hear those bad words because of your headphones?? Then why didn't you say that earlier?
Canada: Great...
Napstablook: because it felt good when you put your arms around me
Russia: You're scared of Ghosts?
Mettaton: Oh, Napstablook... *Smiles* I'm glad to hear that
America: (DAMN, HE SAW) N-No! The Hero isn't scared of Anything!
Napstablook: d-did i scare you? im sorry...
America: J-Just stay away...
Canada: Sorry, He's, Uhh... *Looks at Russia, then Whispers to Mettaton* he's scared of ghosts
Mettaton: *Listens to Canada* Oh
RED Scout: You? Scared of Ghosts? PFFFFFFT HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
America: SCOUT!
RED Scout: What? It's kinda pathe-
Napstablook: what is?
RED Scout: AAAHHH *Face goes Pale*
RED Sniper: BEHAHAHAHAHeheheheh
RED Medic: HAHAHAHAHAHAHEHEHEheheheh
RED Scout: *Pouts* Not Fair!
Mixy: Totally Fair
France: Mon Dieu...
Prussia: VEST!
Germany: Vhat Bruder?
South Italy: STOP TALKING POTATO BASTARD!
Mettaton: Blooky
Napstablook: i know *Goes to the Second Floor and disappears*
Mettaton: If any of you Darlings need me, I'll be on the Second Floor~
France: I'll take that into Consideration~ Ohonhonhon
Canada: NOT THE TIME
China: ...
Japan: -_-
Prussia: You can deal with this situation yourselves, SUCK IT LOSERS *Goes inside the Mansion*
Germany: BRUDER!
Russia: *Follows Prussia*
China: Where is HE going?
*Inside the Mansion*
Me: *Hyperventilating a bit*
Asriel: Pixar, calm down!
Papyrus: HUMAN, MAYBE SOME SPAGHETTI WILL HELP?
Me: Eheh, no thanks... (Ask away?)
Asriel: ...
Chara: *Comes Running* Huff, Puff, EH WE NEED TO GO
Papyrus: WHY, HUMAN?
Me: It was You, wasn't it?
Chara: Psh, no...?
Me: You were the one who Took control of Japan and Hurt America!! HOW COULD YOU?!
Chara: ...Experimenting?
Asriel: Why though? That's cruel and you know it!
Papyrus: MAYBE SPAGHETTI WILL SOLVE THIS SITUATION??
*At the Arena*
Mewtwo: HA! Is that the best you GOT, Lucario?!
Lucario: No, I'm just warming up...
*Mansion again*
Lucas: *Just Explored the Mansion* I'm BORED
Ness: There's commotion outside but I'd rather sleep and forget all this. You in?
Lucas: ...No
Ness: Suit yourself *Gets comfy on the Couch and Sleeps*
Male Corrin: *Cooking for Everyone, Yells from the Kitchen* When are Robin and Lucina coming back?! I need to know if they like Chicken or Sandwiches!!
Me: I don't know... (Please hurry...)
Russia: *Watching them*
Asriel: Let's go with Ness and Lucas, Chara!
Chara: Alright
Papyrus: NYEH HEH HEH! LET ME, THE GREAT PAPYRUS, JOIN YOU ON THIS QUEST!!
Prussia: *Shows up* DONT FORGET ZHE AWESOME PRUSSIA! KESESESESE~
Ok DAYAM I AM DONE woop woop SO QUICK UPDATE
finals for my school, thats how long I took,
AGAIN
Canada: Eh?
And also new recruits (2) AKA pokemon i adopted, so next chapter i will go and pick them up from the adoption center somewhere down the road and volia!
(Perhaps a certain SOMEBODY *Looks at Dark Link*
Yeah that's right pal
I'm Lookin at you
Will finally leave me alone... Maybe)
Dark Link: I Wouldn't count on that, Dear...
Me: EXCUSE ME SIR! WHAT DID YOU JUST CALL ME
Dark Link: *Stares into my Soul* You want me to Repeat that?
Me: ...Oshitnevermindbro *Hides in a Corner* send help this mofo is tryin to lure me into a trap i know it
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