Toon Link and Sealand's (Mini) Adventure Pt. 2

(Same Cover, I know! ._. But hold on, I want to try something here...)






???: Oh my Child, are you Ready to go Home?

Sealand: Who spoke just now?

Toon Link: I don't know...

Red: BE ON GUARD, Who knows what they might do

Blue: Right! *Defensive Position*

Vio: SHOW YOURSELF!!

*A Legendary Pokémon Appears*

Toon Link: Who are you?

???: I am the Legendary Lunala!

Sealand: I heard about you, in one of England's Stories! Him and Norway told me You are the Beast of the Moon, who watches over the Night!

Lunala: Precisely

Blue: What do you want?

Lunala: I'm here to save you from England (This is for your own good... I'm sorry)

Sealand: *Nervous Laughter* Haha, why?

Lunala: (Oh, you'll see...)

*Flashback, British Empire (The Empire on which the Sun Never Sets)*

Pirate England: Ha! My empire is GLORIOUS!

Lunala: Indeed

Pirate England: WHO GOES THERE?

Lunala: The Moon

Pirate England: Haha very funny

Lunala: Well, from the Moon, I am Lunala, pleasure to make your acquaintance

Pirate England: Why are you here?

Lunala: I represent the Night, but in your empire, the Sun Never Sets

Pirate England: Because i'm unbeatable, even now, the Sun beckons my presence everywhere!

Lunala: You know, you should Thank me

Pirate England: What should I thank you for?! I don't I remember you doing anything important

Lunala: I am the other half of the Sun that brings bala-

Pirate England: Not important enough!!

Lunala: ...Excuse Me?

Pirate England: You didn't do anything if I recall, so if you want Me to worship you, well Too bad! Now if you'll excuse me, I actually have IMPORTANT matters to Attend to, so you might as well GET OUT OF MY SIGHT!

Lunala: You will Regret your decision... *Vanishes into the Dark*

Pirate England: Psh, yeah RIGHT!

Lunala: He's crazy if he thinks it's gonna last forever...

*Flashback End*

Sealand: Is it just me or was England more Sane in the Past...

Lunala: What do you mean?

Sealand: Well, you see... Nowadays, He has become less of a jerk and more of a Psycho

Toon Link/Lunala: Wait... What?!

Blue: You mean to say we left him with the OTHERS?!

Red: Oh, Fuck

Vio: LANGUAGE *Slaps Red*

Red: Oww, geez alright I'll stop

Sealand: I think He also mentioned he wanted me out of his Life...

Lunala: Yup! Which is why we need to go, NOW! *Picks Sealand up* Come on everyone, on my Tail!

Sealand: OH CRAP SOMEONE HELP ME

Toon Link: I don't think were in any danger

Blue: DID YOU JUST-

*England Appears with a Robe and a Spell Book*

Toon Link: I TAKE THAT BACK, HOLY SHIT!!

Blue: CUS YOU JINXED IT!

Vio: -_-

Sealand: *Scared for his Life* E-England... You l-look... D-different, is everyt-thing al-alright?

England: Why Hello there Sealand, so NICE to See you Again! *Psycho Smile*

Sealand: EEP *Hides behind Lunala's Head*

Toon Link: What do YOU want?? *Defensive Position*

Lunala: Hello again, England...

England: I thought I told you to stay out of my Sight, Lunala...

Sealand: *Whispers to Lunala* help im scared

Red: *Pulls out the Fire Rod* Try us

Vio: *Snatches Blue's Ice Rod* Don't come any closer!

Blue: *Caught off Guard*

England: Magic doesn't scare Me, boy *Throws a Shadow Ball towards Red*

Red: BRING IT *Makes a Pillar of Fire and lunges it at England*

*The Fire and Shadows Collide, making an explosion*

Sealand: STOP! You're scaring everyone, please!!

England: Shut your mouth, You Bloody Git!

Sealand: *Gasps* Wha-what?

Lunala: That's ENOUGH, England! *Puts Sealand on the ground, Charges up Moongeist Beam and Transforms*

England: As if your special move will harm me-

Lunala: TAKE THIS! *Uses Moongeist Beam*

England: I don't think so! *Conjures up a Protection Spell and Blocks it*

Lunala: Wha- How did he do that so fast?!

Vio: No matter *Hurls an Ice block at England* TAKE THIS

Red: *Throws 2 Fireballs at England*

England: Not even Threats *Blocks Both Attacks*

Red/Vio: Wha- HOW?!

Toon Link: *Pulls out an Arrow from the Quiver, grabs the Bow, and aims it at England* Let's see you try to block THIS! *Lets the Arrow fly*

England: *Catches it with his Hand* Bloody Useless *Snaps the Arrow in Half*

Toon Link: *Disbelief Face* Wha?

Sealand: JUST STOP IT, PLEASE!

England: *Scowls at Sealand*

Sealand: ._. *Unknowingly Steps forward*

Vio: Stay Back!

Sealand: What do you want, you Psycho?!

England: Why, You of course!

Blue: NO!

Sealand: Is it because I walked in on you doing Forbidden Magic??

England: I'm surprised that's what you remember, because Clearly I was conjuring up a remedy for my friends

Sealand: (Oh Fuck, I think a Demon possessed him...) That's not true... I WONT LET YOU TAKE ME ALIVE!!

*Lucina Walks by, Carrying an Injured Person*

Lucina: Father, you're going to be alright...

???: *Moans* Where am I- Who are they?

Lucina: Huh? *Turns around and sees the Four Sword and a Kid in a Sailor suit with a Bat creature and a Magician* Are you guys okay??

Toon Link: WE HAVE A SITUATION ON OUR HANDS

Lunala: I'm Lunala, and I'm the Moone Pokémon, but we have no time for introdu-

Lucina: WATCH OUT *Lays the Figure near a Bush*

Vio: AHH *Barely Blocks the Attack*

Lucina: That wasn't very nice! *Pulls Falchion out and Runs towards England*

England: So that's how you want to go? *Pulls out a Sword of his own*

*England and Lucina start Dueling*

Vio: Lucina...

Blue: Oh crud, what do we do

Red: We have to go, NOW

Sealand: But what about Luci-

Red: NO TIME! LETS MOVE

Vio: Since when were you the one giving out commands?!

Toon Link: Maybe we can wait a bit?

*Robin comes behing Lucina*

Male Robin: There you ar- Huh? Is that Chrom?

Chrom: Y-Yes...

Lucina: HELP ME WITH THIS!

Male Robin: Right! *Goes to Aid Lucina*

Lunala: Crud...

Toon Link: We have to help somehow!

Lunala: but how? I can't aim for the sake of not hitting her!

Blue: *Goes to Help Chrom* I got him

Male Robin: Thanks

England: Just give up!

Lucina: Why should I?!

Red: Sea!

Sealand: Yeah?

Toon Link: *Puts Bow away and Pulls out Windwaker* Come here! *Plays a Melody*

Sealand: Why?

Vio: TEAM

Red/Blue: What

Toon Link: Hold on, Where is the Four Sword?

Red/Blue: *Look at Vio*

Vio: What? I don't have mine... WAIT WHERE IS IT?!

Toon Link: Well, We have Master Swords, right? What happened to the Four Sword?

Blue: Safekeeping. right after you Pulled it out, I grabbed the swords when I pushed the Closet behind that Pillar

Red: And where is it now??

Vio: Oh, that's right! I saw him... (How did he do that tho?)

Toon Link: How did you grab mine? I was in the Closet with Zelda

Red: I went outside!

Vio: Not to mention, Mine? I also left after, But still thinking I had the sword...

Blue: *Pulls out 4 Swords*

Toon Link/Vio/Red: How?!

Blue: I wanted to give them to Pixar, buuuuuuut She was Fused with Dark Link *Shrugs* so I just kept them

Red: *Growls* when I find that son of a-

Lunala: I couldn't help but overhear your little conversation

Vio: Bit rude

Red: Exactly

Toon Link: Have to agree with them, why were you snooping on us?

Sealand: *Snickers* Snooping X)

Lunala: As I was saying, are you four the same person or different people?

Blue: We are the same person split into fou-

Lucina: ACK! *Knocked back against a tree near Chrom, Bleeding*

Lunala: Uh oh

Red: Uh Oh?

Vio: WHAT DO YOU MEAN, "UH OH"

Blue: Ho Oh?

Toon Link: NO!

England: Finally... *Walks slowly towards Sealand*

Sealand: NONONONONO!

Lunala: *Uses Shadow Ball towards England*

England: *Narrowly Dodges it* Stop that!

Lunala: Make me!

England: As you Wish... *Takes out a Master Ball*

Lunala: ohshit ohshit ohshit

England: *Throws the Masterball at Lunala*

Lunala: NOOO! *Gets Caught*

Blue: OH NO!

Chrom: Lucina...

Male Robin: Lucina!

Lucina: *Groans* OwwW *Grabs her Arm*

Male Robin: *Puts a Shield around Lucina, Chrom and Himself as He starts healing both of them*

Sealand: Are you ok-

England: NOT so Fast! *Grabs Sealand*

Sealand: AAH!

Toon Link: Let him go!!

England: What makes you think you stand a Chance against me??

Toon Link: My Courage! (Or what's left of it)

Sealand: *Bites England's Hand*

England: Ack! *Almost Lets go*

Sealand: (DANG IT! Almost there) *Squirms as much as he cans* LET. ME. GO!

England: Yes, that's right... Keep Struggling like the Prey you are! *Licks Lips* (I'm quite Hungry...)

Sealand: *Doesn't Notice* WHY ARE YOU SUCH A JERK?! JERK JERK JERK JERK JERK JERK JERK JERK JERK JERK JERK JERK JERK JERK JERK JERK JERK JERK!!!!!!!

Toon Link: (Did he just Lick his Lips?! AW HELL NO, I GOTTA SAVE HIM NOW!!)

Vio: That was slightly creepy

Red: *Shudders* blEH

Blue: PETER!

England: *Tightens Grip*

Sealand: AGH! That hurts, stop!

Toon Link: *Runs like Hell towards England* Put. Him. DOWN! *Swings his Sword*

England: *Gets hit, but Grabs Toon Link as well*

Toon Link: NO!

Vio/Red: GREEN!

Blue: *Too busy Helping Chrom to Notice*

England: ENOUGH! *Uses Dark Pulse on Everyone*

Blue: ??? *Turns around and sees Sealand being hurt* Peter! *Runs at England*

Vio: I won't let-

*Everyone Gets knocked out Except for Robin, Lucina, and Chrom*

Toon Link/Sealand: NOOOOO!!

*England uses Hypnosis to Put the Boys to Sleep*

*Lunala Gets out of the Masterball*

Lunala: ENGLAND THIS IS WAY OUT OF HAND, WHAT ARE YOU EVEN DOING?!

England: Don't get in my way! *Uses Night Slash on Lunala*

Lunala: *Dodges it and uses Shadow Claw*

England: *Gets Hit* Argh! Why won't... you just... GIVE UP! *Throws 4 Shadow Balls at Lunala*

Male Robin: (So, he's also a magician... hmm)

Lunala: nO!

Mewtwo: *Teleports and sees the chaos* Uh Oh *Teleports again*

Toon Link/Sealand: *Sleeping*

Male Robin/Lucina/Red/Blue/Vio/Chrom: *Knocked out*

Lunala: *Gets hit by 3 of them and Faints*

England: Finally...

Toon Link/Sealand: *Groan*

England: Oh boys? We're going to have some, "Fun!"

Male Robin: NOT ON MY WATCH! *Uses Nosferatu on England*

England: OW! *Nearly Drops the Boys, again*

Male Robin: LET THEM GO THIS INSTANT OR ELSE! *Uses Arcfire*

England: *Counters with a Fireball*

Male Robin: *Puts Hood over his Head* So that's how you wanna go at this? *Leaves his Shield and Stops healing Lucina and Chrom*

England: It seems so

Male Robin: Then let us do Battle!

*Male Robin and England start Dueling*

X/Axl/Megaman: *Teleport* Alright, were he- WTH?!

Toon Link: Mega! Help!

Megaman: TOON LINK! Let them go!

England: *Growls* This is going Nowhere! Say goodbye to your friend! *Teleports*

Axl: DAMN IT! WE JUST LOST TOON AND THAT OTHER KID TO THIS MANIAC!!

X: We'll find them!

Megaman: Suuuure, how did Finding Pixar go for all of us?

X/Axl: *Glare at Megaman*

Megaman: Just stating a Point...

*Meanwhile, Back at the Mansion*

RED Sniper: BLOODY SPIES RUINING EVERYTHING

Axl: IKR GEEZ <wait he's breaking space by being in 2 different places at once wth>

RED Scout: Chill, Snipe!

RED Medic: Zhis is very bad!

Chara: (I know I'm going to regret this, but I can't stop thinking about WW2 and the Bombings of... uh, OH Japan, I wonder if he still feels guilt or anger) *Turns into a Shadow and Possesses Japa- DANG IT CHARA NO*

Japan: *Gasps*

China: Japan, you alright Aru?

Japan: *Looks at America with Hatred*

Chara: (Oh, so he has both of these Feelings... This will be Fun!)

America: Kiku? Dude, are you o-

Japan: *Bitchslaps America* YOU RUINED ME!!

Prussia: *Gasps* J-Japan? WHY!

Russia: ...!

Lucario: *Eyes widen*

Charizard: ...Well damn

Papyrus: HUMAN, WHAT IS THE MATTER WITH YOU?!

Undyne: I don't know, but QUIT IT THIS INSTANT

Chara: (Bite me!)

America: *Gets knocked to the Ground* THE HELL? WHAT GIVES?!

Germany: Japan?

North Italy: NONONONONONONONO!!! *Hides behind Germany*

South Italy: FELI WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS

Mewtwo: ...

Japan: *Storms over to Alfred* Get up

China: KIKU CONTROL YOURSELF

America: Wha-

Japan: I SAID GET UP *Grabs America and tosses him into the Nearby Bush*

RED Medic: Vait!

America: HOW-

*Crash*

China: How come he's strong enough to pick him up AND throw him?!

Russia: *Smiles*

Japan: You deserve to ROT. IN. HELL!

Cloud Strife: ... *Grabs Buster Sword*

RED Sniper: Let's not get ahead of Ourselves here...

Greninja: (Don't Japanese people say R's instead of L's?)

China: (Huh? Japan never says his L's... Something's wrong aru...)

France: Why are you now saying the L's?

America: *Bleeding, slowly gets up* D-Dude... why are y-you doing th-this...?

France: MERDE

Japan: *Runs and Grabs America by the Neck and starts Choking Him* What you did to me is UNFORGIVABLE!

America: *Caught off Guard, Face starts turning Red* WHAT N-NO! *Grabs Japan's arm to try to Pry it off* WHAT D-DID I DO?!

RED Medic: PUT HIM DOWN!

Charizard: *Goes inside the Mansion* Meh

Mewtwo: CHARIZARD, GET BACK HERE

Lucario: Let him go, we need to focus more on Japan

Chara: (This is exciting!)

Canada: Leave, Alfred, ALONE *Grabs his Hockey Stick and holds it Threateningly*

France: MATTHIEU! *Le French Gasp*

Greninja: ... *Sweatdrop*

Chara: (DAMN IT, I SPOKE TOO SOON)

America: ACK! *Panicked Screeches* E-ENGLAND HELP M-ME!!

France: He's not here, Alfred!

America: BULLSHIT

China: You need to save your breath!

Mixy: This is getting out of control *Staying out of this*

RED Scout: Batta Swing! *Swings his Atomizer*

Canada: *Looks at the RED Scout* (Hmm...) JAPAN! *He holds his Hockey Stick over his Head as if ready to Swing* I WILL SWING THIS AT YOUR HEAD AND IT WONT BE PRETTY!

Prussia: BIRDIE DONT!

America: W-WAIT C-MATTHEW!!

RED Scout: Huh?

Canada: Then make Him let go of you, Bro! OTHERWISE I WONT HESITATE

America: BUT YOU GET OUT OF C-CONTROL WHEN Y-YOU SWING THAT THING!

RED Scout: O-Oh...

Russia: D-Da

Canada: Then what do you sugge-

Japan: *Tightens Grip*

America: AAAAAAAHHHHHH! *Face turns White*

France: We have to do something!

China: What do you suggest, Aru?? *Crosses arms*

RED Sniper: Scout!

RED Scout: shit...

Prussia: SOMEONE SAVE HIM DAMN IT!

Mixy: We can't piss off the Canadian or the Japanese, so how?

Prussia: *Yells* FRANCE

France: *Looks at Prussia Nervously* Umm

Prussia: CHINA

China: What if Japan gets him before I do?!

Prussia: *Stutters* R-Russia!

Russia: Nyet, this is amusing

Mixy: ...

Prussia: VEST!

Germany: Nein, not my problem

Prussia: *Yells Louder* BRUDER!!

Germany: ...

Prussia: *Facepalm* ITALY

North Italy: NONONONONONONO

South Italy: Let the Burger Bastard handle this on his own!!

Prussia: *Growls* NOT HELPING

China: ...Fine, I'll help Aru

Prussia. Thank You!

Dark Link: (WTF They haven't come back yet... something's up) *Leaves*

Link: WHERE ARE YOU GOING GET BACK HERE?! *Chases Dark Link*

Dark Toon Link: ...Are you serious...

Asriel: CHARA WE GOTTA DO SOMETHI- *Notices Chara is not there* Oh...

Frisk: Greeeeeaaaaat... where's Chara?

America: HEY! L-LET ME G-GO DUDE!! OW THATHURTS! GILBERT GOD DAMN IT HELP ME-

Japan: *Grip Tightens more*

America: *Face turns Blue* NO S-STOP JAP-Japan... *Faints*

Cloud Strife: (That's the last Straw) *Swings Threateningly* I won't hesitate to attack!

Canada: ALFRED! NOOOO!

Prussia: CMON CHINA *Tackles Japan*

China: Kiku!

Me: *Runs inside the Mansion* EEP NOPE NOPE I CANT WATCH THIS AAH

Papyrus/Asriel: *Follow Pixar inside*

Mewtwo: Huh

Greninja: He fainted, now what?

Undyne: NGGYAAAAAHHHH *Runs towards Japan* JUSTICE

Canada: No, Wait! DONT

Prussia: OH MEIN GOTT! *Gets off Japan and moves to the side* NEIN ZHIS IS UNACCEPTABLE

Canada: Gilbert, Calm down!

Prussia: Sorry Birdie...  WAIT WERENT YOU THE ONE ALMOST OUT OF CONTROL?

Canada: ...Not helping

Undyne: *Gets on top of Japan with Spears* EXPLAIN YOURSELF OR ELSE!!

Chara: (Ok crap time to go) *Leaves Japan's Body*

China: Brother!

Japan: *Gasps* ...I, am not your, brother...

Undyne: YOU SLAPPED SOMEONE AND MADE THEM FAINT *Points at America*

Japan: Huh? That wasn't me, it was someone erse controrring my body!!

Undyne: LIKELY STORY

Canada: He speaks the Truth! I just saw a Shadow leave his Body!

Chara: (Damn it, he saw me...)

America: *Wakes up on the Floor, Bleeding* Oww... *Grabs his Neck* Kiku did a number on me...

Japan: AMERICA IM SO SORRY IT WASNT ME I SWEAR!

America: Are you STILL mad about me for the Nukes?

Japan: ... (I wourd say yes, but judging by the damage I've done to him, I don't want to hurt him more then I arready have...)

China: WE NEED A MEDIC ASAP

RED Medic: No need to look further! *Heals America* Zhis is fascinating!

Mewtwo: Ok Lucario, NOW

Lucario: Wha-

*Mewtwo Grabs Lucario and Teleports to the Arena*

Mixy: OH COME ON!

RED Sniper: >_>

Cloud Strife: *Lowers Buster Sword*

Napstablook: *Floats outside* can i meet them? they seem kind of nice...

America: *Sees Napstablook* AAAAAAHHHHHH OSHIT ITS A GHOST!!! MATTY PROTECT MEEEEE! *Hides behind Canada*

Mettaton: *Comes Running* LANGUAGE

Napstablook: i have my headphones on, cousin. it is fine because it blocks the curse words

Mettaton: So all this time you couldn't hear those bad words because of your headphones?? Then why didn't you say that earlier?

Canada: Great...

Napstablook: because it felt good when you put your arms around me

Russia: You're scared of Ghosts?

Mettaton: Oh, Napstablook... *Smiles* I'm glad to hear that

America: (DAMN, HE SAW) N-No! The Hero isn't scared of Anything!

Napstablook: d-did i scare you? im sorry...

America: J-Just stay away...

Canada: Sorry, He's, Uhh... *Looks at Russia, then Whispers to Mettaton* he's scared of ghosts

Mettaton: *Listens to Canada* Oh

RED Scout: You? Scared of Ghosts? PFFFFFFT HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

America: SCOUT!

RED Scout: What? It's kinda pathe-

Napstablook: what is?

RED Scout: AAAHHH *Face goes Pale*

RED Sniper: BEHAHAHAHAHeheheheh

RED Medic: HAHAHAHAHAHAHEHEHEheheheh

RED Scout: *Pouts* Not Fair!

Mixy: Totally Fair

France: Mon Dieu...

Prussia: VEST!

Germany: Vhat Bruder?

South Italy: STOP TALKING POTATO BASTARD!

Mettaton: Blooky

Napstablook: i know *Goes to the Second Floor and disappears*

Mettaton: If any of you Darlings need me, I'll be on the Second Floor~

France: I'll take that into Consideration~ Ohonhonhon

Canada: NOT THE TIME

China: ...

Japan: -_-

Prussia: You can deal with this situation yourselves, SUCK IT LOSERS *Goes inside the Mansion*

Germany: BRUDER!

Russia: *Follows Prussia*

China: Where is HE going?

*Inside the Mansion*

Me: *Hyperventilating a bit*

Asriel: Pixar, calm down!

Papyrus: HUMAN, MAYBE SOME SPAGHETTI WILL HELP?

Me: Eheh, no thanks... (Ask away?)

Asriel: ...

Chara: *Comes Running* Huff, Puff, EH WE NEED TO GO

Papyrus: WHY, HUMAN?

Me: It was You, wasn't it?

Chara: Psh, no...?

Me: You were the one who Took control of Japan and Hurt America!! HOW COULD YOU?!

Chara: ...Experimenting?

Asriel: Why though? That's cruel and you know it!

Papyrus: MAYBE SPAGHETTI WILL SOLVE THIS SITUATION??

*At the Arena*

Mewtwo: HA! Is that the best you GOT, Lucario?!

Lucario: No, I'm just warming up...

*Mansion again*

Lucas: *Just Explored the Mansion* I'm BORED

Ness: There's commotion outside but I'd rather sleep and forget all this. You in?

Lucas: ...No

Ness: Suit yourself *Gets comfy on the Couch and Sleeps*

Male Corrin: *Cooking for Everyone, Yells from the Kitchen* When are Robin and Lucina coming back?! I need to know if they like Chicken or Sandwiches!!

Me: I don't know... (Please hurry...)

Russia: *Watching them*

Asriel: Let's go with Ness and Lucas, Chara!

Chara: Alright

Papyrus: NYEH HEH HEH! LET ME, THE GREAT PAPYRUS, JOIN YOU ON THIS QUEST!!

Prussia: *Shows up* DONT FORGET ZHE AWESOME PRUSSIA! KESESESESE~




Ok DAYAM I AM DONE woop woop SO QUICK UPDATE

finals for my school, thats how long I took,

AGAIN

Canada: Eh?

And also new recruits (2) AKA pokemon i adopted, so next chapter i will go and pick them up from the adoption center somewhere down the road and volia!
(Perhaps a certain SOMEBODY *Looks at Dark Link*

Yeah that's right pal
I'm Lookin at you

Will finally leave me alone... Maybe)

Dark Link: I Wouldn't count on that, Dear...

Me: EXCUSE ME SIR! WHAT DID YOU JUST CALL ME

Dark Link: *Stares into my Soul* You want me to Repeat that?

Me: ...Oshitnevermindbro *Hides in a Corner* send help this mofo is tryin to lure me into a trap i know it

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