When everyone Assumes you're Dead because you haven't updated in more than a Month :)

America: THATS HORRIBLE *Almost Vomits*

Canada: GO DO IT IN THE TRASH CAN, NOT ON THE FLOOR

America: sORRY *Runs to the Nearest Trash Can* BLEUGH

Male Corrin: WHAT A DISGRACE HE IS

America/Canada: Hey! We don't exactly know what happened with him!!

Japan: ...

Male Corrin: We have to Make sure the Kid's Okay!!

Japan: But Russia said-

America: WHO CARES WHAT HE SAID?!

Canada: Al, I don't think that's a good idea...

Japan: Searand needs to rest, who knows how Traumatized he is

Male Corrin: ... *Pouts* Fiiiiiine

Japan: It's probabry for the best

America: We're STILL going to the Living room

Japan: Wait, wha-

*America Drags Japan to the Living Room, Canada follows*

Male Corrin: Humm *Continues making the Sandwiches with another Butterknife*

Japan: But Lucina's Sushi...

Male Corrin: What Kind you want?

Japan: Traditionar...

Male Corrin: Consider it done *Leaves the Sandwich and Starts Making the Sushi*

Japan: Dōmo arigatōgozaimashita...
(Don't blame me I used Google Translate .-.)

*Living Room*

Sealand: It was so Dark and Slimy, I almost got some in my mouth

Red: EWW THAT BASTARD

Blue: Boi

Toon Link: Then he walked over to me, Picked me up and Dragged me to this Ritual Circle, saying I was a "Sacrifice" to appease someone from the "Shadows"

Chara: Sounds Familia-

Frisk: NO

Asriel: ._.

Papyrus: HUH?

America: *Storms in the Living Room* WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO SEALAND?!

Japan: Uh Oh

America: WHEN I FIND THE BASTARD WHO DID THIS, ILL-

Sealand: It was England...

Canada: Huh?!

America: *Silent all of a Sudden*

Japan: O.O

America: *Chuckles a bit* So he Finally Snapped...

France: You knew?!

Canada: WTF Al...

Russia: Da, indeed

Prussia: YOU TOO?! VHAT ZHE HELL IS HAPPENING

China: I... I do not know...

Frisk: ._.

S. Italy: *Sharp Inhale* Well, could SOMEONE Help me find a Certain Tomato Bastard? he isn't gonna find me himself, with all those Motherfucking Siestas he takes!!

Dark Link: Siestas?

Roy: PAY ATTENTION DAMN IT *Hits Him again*

Axl: Yeah!

Zero: *Facepalms* -_-

Link: How many Naps, Exactly?

S. Italy: DOESNT MATTER LETS GO *Grabs Link's Hand and Runs Outside*

Link: H-Hey! Let me go!

S. Italy: NOT UNTIL WE FIND THAT TOMATO ADDICT

Charizard: *Chuckles* Have fun!

Link: IT AINT FUNNY CHARIZARD!

*Romano and Link go Outside to find Spain*

Lucas/Ness/Villager/Lucina/Robin/Chrom: *Getting Used to the Mansion*

Red/Vio/Dark Toon Link/Blue: *Comforting and Cuddling with Toon Link*

X: *Looks up at Axl*

Axl: *Lands* A Job well do-

X: *Tackles Axl* I have to Scan you and make sure Lunine didn't Corrupt your Hard Drive!

Megaman: nOW YOU DO IT?!

Zero: *Glaring at Megaman*

Megaman: *Waves the Glare off* Also, I'd just like to Mention that he said Lumine was already in his System earlier

X: Oh... All the better to Fix you up!

N. Italy: Be Careful! Ve...

Everyone Else: *Either in the Living Room or the Training Area*

Prussia/Papyrus: *Playing Board Games in the Middle on a Couch*

RED Medic: *Watching them* Ooh!

Undyne/Germany: *In another part of the Training Area*

*Timeskip brought to you by Cinnamon Toast Crunch, Get your Nutrition in the Cereal Isle!*

(...I don't even know XD)

S. Italy: Antonio's lazy Ass has to be around here Somewhere...

Link: Why did you bring me?

S. Italy: BECAUSE YOU ASK TOO MANY DAMN QUESTIONS

Link: No I don't?

S. Italy: Yeah you do! You just did right now!

Link: Wha- No I did not ask a question! Didn't you hear m- *Quickly covers his Mouth after Realizing what he Just Said* Oh... Oops?

S. Italy: *Floorpalm* (When the Hand just simply isn't enough)

Link: O_O Are you ok?

S. Italy: *Internally Screaming*

Link: Alright, I wont ask again! Sheesh...

S. Italy: *Mumbles in Italian* *Gets up* It's a wonder how they deal with you!

Link: *gASP*

???: *Snoring in the Distance* Tomatoes... *Snore* Mexico... *Starts to Drool* Lovi...

S. Italy: *Tsundere Senses* THAT BASTARD ANTONIOS NEAR, COME ON!! *Grabs Link by the hand and starts rUNNING*

Link: hEY NOT AGAI-

S. Italy: *Sudden Halt*

Link: *Smashes into a Tree* Ack!

???: *Snores*

S. Italy: *Sees Spain* Damn it! He's sleeping like a Log!

Link: I COULD try a Bombchu or something...

S. Italy: A BOMB?! HELL NO, YOU AINT HURING HIM!!

Link: No! Like a Wake up Call or something...

S. Italy: Sure, scare him out of his wits

Link: *Grabs a Bombchu and Aims it at a Rock near the Sleeping Figure*

???: *Still Snoring*

S. Italy: Hold up! Just got an Idea, hehehe...

Link: What is it?

S. Italy: *Whispers to Link*

Link: A bit Harsh, but alright... *Activates the Bombchu and Takes a few steps back*

S. Italy: *Stands Near the Rock to be blown back, but not to be Injured*

*A Few Moments Later*

*Ka-BOOM*

S. Italy: *Covers himself in Dirt and Leaves* ACK! HEY, WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT FOR?!

Link: That's what you get!

???: *Wakes up* H-Huh?!

S. Italy: Didn't have to Do that, you Blonde Bastard!

Link: Wasn't my Fault you Stepped in the Way!

???: *Stands Up* Alright, that's Enough

S. Italy: Who are you?! Stay out of- *Stops in his Tracks* Oh Fuck...

Link: What?

???: That's right, Amigo! It's none other than Spain!

S. Italy: WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN, TOMATO BASTARD?!

Spain: I was looking for you, but then I Took a Siesta, sorry Lovi...

Link: ._.

Spain: Now, is this Man bothering you?

S. Italy/Link: NO!

Spain: No?

S. Italy: IT WAS A SKIT, DUMBASS

Spain: Ok ok Lovi! I can see that you know what you're doing

Link: ._.

Spain: Well, Hola

Link: Hi...

Spain: What's your Name, Gentleman

Link: It's Link

Spain: De Verdad?

Link: *Nods* Yes?

S. Italy. ENOUGH WITH THE QUESTIONS ALREADY *Yells at Link*

Link: SORRY THAT WASNT INTENTIONAL I SWEAR

S. Italy: Well, doesn't matter, let's go back before I flip some Leaves and maybe knock over a tREE

Spain: To where Now?

Link: Me and some others are staying at this Mansion that Axl and Pixar own (Mostly Axl, Pixar was caught off guard by this) so We're going there. You tagging Along?

Spain: A Mansion, you say?

S. Italy: *Resisting the Urge to Smack the Both of Them*

Spain: I need to find Francis and Gilbert

S. Italy: You mean France and that annoying Prussian

Spain: Si

Link: Interesting Names

Spain: I know right?

S. Italy: THATS IT *Tackles Spain* IF YOU SAY ONE MORE QUESTION, I WILL KICK YOU WHERE THE SUN DONT SHINE SO HARD YOU WONT FEEL ANYTHING DOWN THERE FOR A YEAR

Spain: AYY NO PERDONAME ROMA I WAS CAUGHT OFF GUARD

Link: *Trying not to Laugh*

S. Italy: OH NO YOU DONT *Drags Spain by the Ear and Smacks Link*

Link: OWww

S. Italy: Come on! Were going back to the Mansion!

Spain/Link: Uuuugh

S. Italy: *Grabs Link by the Arm* Come on Lazy!

*S. Italy starts Walking back to the Mansion*

*Meanwhile*

Me: OK OK FINE I CHOOSE HOUSE-TRAINED CYNDAQUIL SHEESH NOW REWIND AND PRETEND THIS NEVER HAPPENED!

Mewtwo: *Inhales* bOI

Lucario: *Sweatdrop*

Greninja: *Sigh*

Me: Mixy. Pokémon. Now

Mixy: *Walks in* Again?!

Me: Yus

Mixy: *Inhales* fINE

Me: God, I should really think these things through...

Mixy/Mewtwo: Mmmmmhmmm

Me: You don't have to rub it in my face... *Pouts*

Mixy: Bruh, you sound like America

Me: Really?

Mixy: Nope

Me: Rude

Mixy: -_-

Mewtwo: Are you two done?

Me/Mixy: NO!

Lucario: *Sighs* Let's get going

Timelord: Uhh to where?

Mixy: The Pokémon Adoption Center... AGAIN

Me: -________-

Timelord: Oh

Me: *Mental Facepalm to Self* (I'm so Ridiculous...)

Lucario: Well, we got that Settled

Mewtwo: Let's go back

Greninja: Fiiine

*Whish*

Front Desk Miss: Oh, you're back?

Me: Yeah... Can I have a Piplup named Stratus?

Front Desk Miss: Oh, you're the one who has the Reserved Pokemon?

Me: I guess so, yeah

Front Desk Miss: a Shiny Vaporeon, a Shiny Latios, the Piplup Nicknamed Stratus, and the Igglybuff nicknamed Fluff?

Me: Yup!

Mixy: You DO Realize that YOU Are responsible for then, right?

M: Yeah

Timelord: Well, that's already Six Pokémon so...

Me: I know

Front Desk Miss: Hmm... for the Shiny Pokémon, that's an extra 200, so that makes it 500 (Rose) & 800 (Bolt) Igglybuff is 175, and Stratus is 250

Me: *Pays*

Front Desk Miss: *Hands the 4 Pokémon* Enjoy!

Me: Wait hold on... Why am I paying? Isn't adoption only on paperwork?

Bolt: Laaaaatios

Stratus: Pip Piplup!

Rose: Vapor...

Fluff: Iggly, buff

Front Desk Miss: Well, you see... for Regular Adoption Centers, it's Free. However, This isn't any Ordinary Pokémon Adoption Center...

Me: *Getting Suspicious*

Mixy: What are you talking about?

Me: Timelord, Cousin, Let's get out of-

Front Desk Miss?: It's your fUnErAl!

*Place starts Collapsing*

Me: TIMELORD, ANY MOMENT NOW

Timelord: I can't use My Time Travel, It's blocked!

Mixy: Just Great!

???: *Transforms into another Figure* Did you REALLY Think it was going to be tHAT easy to get away from me?!

Me: OK, JUST WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU?!

???: Why, It's me! Don't you remember that Fiasco at the Mansion, where Axl Shot that American?

Me: No... Lumine? Is that you?

Mixy: mOVE, WE NEED TO MOVE

Me: Lumine... Why? Just why did you do it?

Mixy: INCOMING *Breaks down the Double Doors*

Me: *Standing there Speechless*

Timelord: COMEONTHERESNOTIME *Grabs Me and the 4 Pokemon and Runs out*

Lumine: ILL WATCH AXL SUFFER! And Since you're "Friends" with him, ILL KILL YOU AND EVERYONE HE CARES ABOUT!!

Me: *Still Zoned out* (Oh God, This Escalated too Quickly! I have to Warn X and Zero!!)

Mixy: We have to warn this Axl guy! And everyone else!

Timelord: *Once outside, the Dialga Opens a Portal to His Dimension and then Opens a Portal to the Mansion* Way ahead of you

Mixy: *Jumps in after Timelord* Wait for Meeeeeee!

Bolt: Laaaaaa (What is going on? Why was the Lady/Robot/Thing trying to Kill??)

Charizard: What Robot thing?

Rose: Vapoooooreon! (Keep a look out, everyone)

Lucas: ...?

Stratus: Pip? (why?)

Red: They're kinda Adorable *Grumbles to self*

Mixy: It was Ridiculous, a bit. She said Something about Axl and Pix here said Somethin about Lumine...?

Zero/Axl/X/Megaman: *gASP*

Fluff: Igglybuff! (What about the Others!)

RED Sniper: Mates, we would love to help, but we gotta figure out a way to get back...

RED Medic: True, otherwise Saxton will be Upset!

RED Scout: Oh, dat ain't good...

Timelord: If only Palkia was here...

Papyrus: DONT WORRY, HUMANS! I, THE GREAT PAPYRUS-

Undyne: Not a Chance, Papy

Papyrus: UNDYNE?

Undyne: Sorry, but if something were to happen to you, Sans would be more than Upset

Asriel: He would...

Chara: *Sees the Heart Count above Asriel, it's Low* (Fuck, I need to Collect more Souls, otherwise Asriel will turn back to Flowey...)

Japan: I worry about Rumine and why he went Rouge all of a sudden

Mixy: Lumine's a GUY?!

America: Psh, no She ain't

Japan: America-san, you are mistaken, Lumine is a Guy

America: Girl!

Axl: GENDER NEUTRAL (Ok, Mostly a Guy-)

America: Fine, but only because she-

Japan: He

China: Aiyah, what difference does it make?

Japan: A HUGE DIFFERENCE

Roy: I think Now would be a Good time to Start looking for Survivors, because we spent WAY TOO MUCH TIME in the Mansion... Mewtwo?

Mewtwo: I agree

Charizard: Well? Let's go!

Megaman: Toon Link's still Traumatized! We have to Wait!

Mewtwo: Not an Option anymore

Toon Link: It'll be- *Coughs* fine...

Megaman: You're in NO Condition to mo-

S. Italy: *Slams the Door Open* I FOUND HIM

N. Italy: Oh, that's Good!

Prussia: FRANCE, YOU KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS?!

France: Oui, I do

Germany/Canada: Oh Nein/Non-

Spain: Eyy, Amigos!

Link: Uhh, is tha-

Blue: Judging by that Albino's Attitude, Bad

Red: yEET

Asriel: Chara...? I don't feel so Well...

Vio: RED LAY OFF THE CHAMPAGNE OR THE WINE

Chara: I'll be Right back... FRISK, WATCH THE GOAT CHILD

Red: bUt itS WINe, and it's gOOD

Frisk: AYE AYE CAPT'N

Lucas/Ness: *Trying not to Laugh*

Villager: I'm coming along, Mewtwo!

Chara: *Uses their Knife to Cut open a Portal to another Timeline* *Sighs, then Steps in and Closes it*

Toon Link: Oh, Sealand... If I could've Taken your Place instead...

Megaman: ...What exactly happened?

Sealand: Hmm, I wonder what happened to that Moon Pokémon?

Male Robin: O_O
HOLYSHITLUCINAWEFORGOTABOUTLUNALA

Lucina: Who's Luna-

France/Spain/Prussia: ITS THE BAD TOUCH TRIO TO STRIKE AGAIN!!

America: If only Denmark was here... pshwhatevah, YO I HAVE AN ANNOUNCEMENT TO MAKE

Japan: No, I do

England: *Still Passed out*

China: Look, We need to get back to our Countries before Anything REALLY Chaotic Happens, but We'll make sure to Stop By every so Often when we have Time Aru!

Cloud Strife: Oh...

Male Corrin: We'll miss you, Creator

Japan: Rikewise

Prussia: Not me! I'm staying!

Germany: Bruder...

Sealand: I wish to Stay as well!

Canada: But what about your Seafor-

Sealand: It's Moveable, so I can move it to the Nearest Ocean! Besides, what if the Nordics come and they can't Find Me?

Me: *Thinking about the Nearest Body of Water*

Germany: Good Point

Male Robin: Corrin, you comin?

S. Italy: *Banging his Head against a Pillar due to the Amount of Questions* Get... It... Together... Roma... This... Won't... Last... Long... Compared... To... The... World... Meetings...

Spain: Lovi, why are you so Upset?

S. Italy: *Resisting the Extreme Urge to Headbutt Spain*

Lucina: CMON LETS MOVE

Lucario: We'll Teleport to the Base Coordinates and Start our Search There

Greninja: Sounds like a Plan

Mewtwo: Hmph *Levitates Lucario, Charizard, Greninja, Roy, Lucina, Rosalina, Chrom, Corrin, Megaman and Robin* Toon Link, Ness, Lucas, Villager, It's too Dangerous for you Four, So you're all Staying Here

Megaman: Wh-What?

Toon Link: That ain't Fair, we want to Help too!

Lucario: What if you Children Get into trouble and we can't come to the Rescue?

Villager: You guys Outnumber us 2-3 to 1!

Greninja: We can't have a Big Group either... Corrin and Charizard, I suggest you two Stay Behind

Male Corrin/Charizard: What?!

Roy: I actually thought you were also gonna Suggest me Staying behind...

Mewtwo: I think Lucina should also Stay behind

Lucina: No, It should be Roy

Male Robin: Lucina-

Lucina: I think it's for the Best, Robin...

Male Robin: I... Hmm... Fine, you Stay with Corrin and Charizard

Toon Link: AhEM

Ness: It's fine, Toon. He's right

Lucas: But he has the Trifor- oh, wait... He doesn't...

Toon Link: -_- Really?

Villager: Sheesh, he Forgot

Toon Link: How?! You all were there when Link did it!

Link: Speaking of, the Whole Roster was there

Me: Wait, Really?

Mewtwo: *Sighs* We need to go

Male Robin: Ok fine, Everyone's going except the Kids

Lucina: Let's go then!

Ness: No Fair!

Chrom: •.•

Rosalina: Might as well

Megaman: Wait!

Link: Dark, I know you're being a Prick, but-

Japan: He's going

Dark Link: ಠ_ಠ Dafuq

Japan: Don't make me Drag you, because I CAN

America: Damn, Kiku! You show him who's Boss!

Japan: *Pulls out his Katana* Fight Me

China: oh hELL ARU HE CHALLENGES YOU TO A SWORD fiGhT my gOD

Roy: *Stares in Disbelief* Wha

Germany: Great, now we CANT Leave...

Dark Link: Challenge Accepted

Find out next Time Y'all ^~^ (this story im doing, I'll tone it down a bit for the questions and dares so yah, you can dare anyone even if they said no earlier XD)

Everyone else: boi why

Me: sIRRY *Sorry not Sorry

Eyy anyone else Having a Problem where it goes to Bold? ಠ_ಠ I TRIED TO MAKE IT NORMAL BUT IT KEEPS GOIN BACK

Luckily I text and I make another column to write it Normally
BUT ITS STILL ANNOYING

WHY OH DID I FIX IT YAY
HEY YALL I FIXED IT
This better not happen again...

...Damn it

why me send help
Maybe- OK THIS AINT NORMAL OH LOOK ITS BOLD AGAIN WATTPAD ARE YOU GOIN DRUNK?!
*Sigh*
Welp
Trying
Hmm

I wonder
OH NOW IT FIXES ITSELF -___-
HNnNNNNGH NO IT DIDNT WHY
.———.

Hmm
Nope
Still no

Test test

Hnnngg

Hiya

Hi?

HmmOSHIT #rip #whyisthisathing #ialwaystakeforever :) bYE FER NIAOW