Me: YO TOON LINK YA GOT 2 DARES

Toon Link: OMG REALLY?!

Axl: *Reads Both and Laughs like a Mad Reploid* LMAO!

Toon Link: What the-

Zero: We got 1 Dare from Lyradaponeh Saying for you to *Cough* Kill *Ahem* a Cucco and see what happens! XD oh, THIS will be Good!

X: Yup!

Me: The other one will have Me writing a short story for you and zelda *shows everyone a small book*

Toon Link: R U SERIOUS?! (But I DON'T Wanna do It...)

???: (Heya Toon Link!)

Toon Link: WTFUDGE?!

Me: ?!

Zero: *Obviously doesn't give a crap XD* Let's get this Over With *Puts Toon Link in a pen with a Chicken and Teleports W/ Me, Axl, and X to a Safe Distance*

Toon Link: *Sweatdrop*

Cucco: ?

Toon Link: *Slowly Back Away* N-Nice Cucc-co...

Cucco: ... *Steps towards Him*

Toon Link: *Sweating like a Maniac*

Cucco: Cu? *Snuggles with Toon Link*

Toon Link: (That's IT!) HIYYAAAH!! *Starts Attacking the Cucco*

Cucoo: *Yelps In Pain* CUCCOOO!!

X: Dayam

Zero: It's getting to the Good Part, Now Shut Up!

Axl: *Eats Popcorn and Watches with Amazement*

Me: Whoa Chill!

Cucco: *Dead XP*

Toon Link: ...

*Rumbling*

Everyone: !?

Toon Link: Crap...

*A Horde of Cuccos come out of Nowhere and Start Attacking Toon Link*

Toon Link: AYYYYYY!!!

Me: OMG WE GOTTA SAVE HIM!!

Axl: Nah

X: WHAT?! WHY NOT?!

Zero: He can handle Himself, damn it

Me: Nope *Runs After Toon Link to Help Him*

Axl: Ugh, might as well *Runs after Pixar*

Zero: Now that that's done, keep askin away Everyone!! Plz?