7 Minutes in Heaven??
Me: YO ZERO GET OVER HERE
Zero: *Walks over Annoyed* What?
Me: We Got a Dare!!
Zero: That's Neat. Read It!
Me: *Reads dare* Ohh...
X: What's Wrong?
Axl: Gimme Dat! *Snatches Dare from Pixar and Reads it* PPFFFF- HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA LAWL
Toon Link: *Still Running from Cuccos XD* HEEEEELP!!
X: Something Isn't Right, Either what's in the Paper *Sweatdrops*, or Toon Link Screaming like a Wimp
Toon Link: HEY! *Cuccos go Away*
Me: Pfff- HAHAHA
Zero: *Snickers a bit*
Toon Link: *Looks Behind and Stops Running* Don't Judge Me Missy!!
Me: ?!
???: Stressed Out, Aren't We??
X: Ok, Am I the only One Hearing That?
Zero: Nope I Heard it as Well
Axl: *Still Laughing Like a Maniac to pay Attention to Anything*
Me: Axl
Axl: XD OH MAN
Me: AXL!
Axl: Huh, What?!
Zero: Pay Attention Please!
X: Yes
Toon Link: *Catching his Breath*
Me: Ok, The Dare says-
Axl: PIXAR AND ZERO HAVE TO DO 7 MINUTES IN HEAVEN!!!
Everyone Else: ...
X/Zero: What's That?
Toon Link: Oh No...
Me: *Slowly turning Red*
Axl: *Looks it up on the Internet and Shows them* Here it is!
X/Zero: *Read It*
Me: (Ah Shit-)
X: WHAT THE-
Zero: You Humans are Weird
Me: HEY!
Axl: *Gets out a Rather Big Soundproof Closet* Here you Go!
Me: *Blushes*
Zero: Fine (Iris is going to KILL Me for this)
Axl: Have Fun! *Pushes Pixar and Zero into the Closet, Slams the Doors and Puts Locks on Them* 7 Minutes in Heaven is a Go!
X: Oh, I Hope they Don't do Anything Stupid in there... *Starts Timer*
Toon Link: Same *Worried on what Might Happen*
*Inside*
Me: Soo...
Zero: ...
Me: Do You Wanna-
Zero: Nope
Me: Maybe-
Zero: Nope
Me: Ze-
Zero: What?!
Me: Sheesh, No Need to be Sassy About it
Zero: I Ain't Sassy! *Attemps to Cross his Arms, but hits the Wall and Fails*
Me: Well, for a Big Closet on the Outside, This Feels Rather Small *Feels Squished*
Zero: Why Couldn't we get a Room?
Me: Idk, Axl Pushed us In, What do You Expect?
Zero: Well, what Do You wanna Do Now??
Me: I Guess *Kisses Zero* This... *Starts Blushing so Bad*
Zero: *Surprised, but Kisses back Anyways* (I'm SO Dead from Iris!)
*Outside*
*Closet Doors Starts Shaking*
Axl: OMG ARE THEY REALLY DOING IT?! *Blushes so much, His Face Becomes Red*
X: WHAAAT?! ._.
Toon Link: I Thought they Weren't Going To!!
*Inside*
Me: *Pushes Back* Whoa!
Zero: *Stops* What was That?! (I Think I'm starting to Have a Crush on Her... No, Focus on Iris! But She's so Beauti- SHES A HUMAN! Ugh, I Don't Think I Can Decide)
Me: IDK!! *Raises Hands in Defense, but Ends up Hitting Zero in the Face*
Zero: Wha-
Me: I'm Sorry!
???: Where is Link?
Me: Please Tell Me-
Zero: Nope. Heard It
???: You're Probably Wondering Who I Am
Me: Oh Yes, Now, I DEMAND an Explanation!!
???: You'll Find Out Soon Enough, when I rip Link into SHREDS!
Zero: ?!
Me: What The-
*Outside*
*Closet Doors Stopped shaking 5 Minutes ago XD*
Axl: Are we Done Yet?? *Getting Bored*
X: Nope, Still 2 More Minutes
Toon Link: UGH This is Taking FOREVER
X: Wait *Checks Timer: Down to 30 Seconds* GUYS THEY HAVE 30 SECONDS!!
**
Me: What The-
X?: GUYS THEY HAVE 30 SECONDS
Zero: What, That Fast Already?!
Me: If you Wanna do Something, Now Is The Time!
Zero: Take Your Clothes Off
Me: WHAT, ARE YOU INSANE?!
Zero: I Want to Make them Think we did *Points to the Floor (Yeah, That Part)* That, Now Hurry Up! *Starts Taking Armor Off*
Me: Clever *Takes Clothes Off* (I'm SO DEAD FROM TOON LINK!)
Axl?: 15 SECONDS
Zero: Whew, Right on Time, Now Kiss me and I'll Rough your Hair Up
Me: Gladly *Kisses Zero* (OMG OMG OMG OMG THIS IS HAPPENING! YES!)
Me/Zero: *Blushing*
X?: Time!
Toon Link?: Alright Axl, Open the Doors
Axl?: Yeah, About That...
Toon Link?: WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DONT KNOW HOW?!
*Outside*
Axl: Yeah, About That... *Whispers to Toon Link*
Toon Link: *Gasps* WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DONT KNOW HOW?!
X: Axl...
Axl: JK Im Just Messing with you Guys *Gets Chainsaw, Breaks the Locks, and Opens the Doors (IDK WHAT ELSE I COULD USE, SO DEAL WITH IT)*
Toon Link: What the-
Me/Zero: *Kissing and almost Naked* (I'm Wearing Something, Calm Down -_-)
X: WHAT THE ACTUAL FU-
Toon Link: PIXAR WHAT DA FAK
Me: (GEEZ TOON LINK LANGUAGE!)
Axl: Yes!
X: *Death Glares at Axl*
Toon Link: *Death Glares at Axl*
Axl: *Tries a Death Glare on X and Toon Link, but Ends up Doint the I'm-Going-To-Laugh-Real-Hard-In-10-Seconds Glare*
Zero: *Stops Kissing* Umm... *Whispers to Pixar* Act Clueless
Me: *Stops as Well* Uhh *Blushing*
Axl: Pffff I Can't Hold It! *Covers Mouth*
X: *Still Staring* Don't...
Axl: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
Me/Zero: *Death Glare at Axl*
Toon Link: *Stops Glare* Welp, this has been Exiting, I Guess (Pixar is SO Dead After This)
Me: *Stops Glare* so, Ask?
Axl: ...
X/Zero: *Stop Glare*
Toon Link: *Stares at Pixar* Umm Pixar and Zero, Get some Clothes and Armor On Please
Me: Oh Right! *Puts Clothes Back On*
Zero: *Stays Quiet and Puts Armor On*
Axl: BAI
Ok, so HOLY CRAP that was long XD and so yeah keep on Askin those Questions and Dares X) and so yah Peace out and BAI
P.S. No, Robots and Reploids don't have private parts
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