@macethemaniac - "Hey! I know you won't notice this but, I'm the Arctic Circle. You know, the North Pole? Anyhow, I was wondering if you could, maybe, um, kiss me? Or a hug would be fine, as well! But, I just want to know that, even though I'm dying from Global Warming, that you'll try your hardest to protect me...."

I noticed all right. In fact, I'm working together with other countries to help you keep you alive! Here, have a hug. *hugs you*

The world needs you, so try to stick around, okay?