"Awww. Wanna be friends? Could you tell me something about your life now? Do you ship these: Hoodie x Masky, Toby x Masky, Toby x Clockwork, Jeff x Jane, Slenderman x Jeff, Ben x Sally?"

Yeah, sure. Whatever. And no, I can't. Besides, I don't need to tell you......you're getting way too much personal. And no, I don't ship any of them. We're killers. Not lovers nor gay.