Me: Hello, everybody, and welcome to my first official Wattpad book! With me at the moment (at all times, really, he won't leave me alone 😂) is the one and only Majin Vegeta! Feel free to ask him anything you'd like!

Majin Vegeta: *tries to sneak off after Goku*

Me: *catches him by the ear* Nope. We're doing this.

Majin Vegeta: *snarls at me and whines after Goku* Kakaaaaa, come save meee.