Sam Can't Blackmail, and Someone Please Hide Magpunzel
Eyyy you amazing people,, long time no see, yeah? welll this is a short chappie, I apologize for that! I'll burst out some more more frequently though—also,, Maggie's birthday is coming up so shoot me some drawing/writing ideas about that! enjoy!
Twin girls asks To magnus: When people are hurt do they put their hand on your head and sing 'Flower gleam and glow (and so on)' to mess with you?
Magnus: Oh hell no. Anything but this—I had to pay Mallory to shut up about this stuff.
Mallory: Hey, it's not my fault you decided to pick Tangled as the movie we were going to watch this week.
Magnus: That was Alex—not me! Besides, I hadn't watched before, so I wanted to see what all the hype was about.
Sam: /shakes head/ Wow, Magnus, I thought you knew better than to go along with what Alex chooses.
Mallory: Besides, weren't you tearing up halfway into the movie?
Magnus: /bewildered expression/ No!
Samirah: /slips her phone out from her pocket and flips to a video filmed in a dark room/ I highly doubt that.
Magnus: Were you trying to make blackmail material? Sam, the video is in the damn portrait mode and you can't even see anything.
Samirah: /glares/ Excuse me for trying.
Mallory: /snorts/ Magnus, you're so predictable, scolding Sam about not taking a blackmail video right? Ha.
Magnus: Have you seen her filming skills? /moment of realization/ Wait, so that was what that big, white flash was in the middle of the movie. You were trying to 'stealthily' trying to take a video of m—
Alex: /bursts into the room panting, while carrying camera equipment and notebooks/ Who?
Magnus: Who what? And why in the nine worlds are you carrying all that stuff?
Alex: /throws the stuff down on Magnus's neat bed, ignoring Magnus's complaining/ Well, Sam called me, probably by accident again.
Samirah: /flushes, then curses/ Whoops. That happens sometimes.
Magnus: /laughs/ Wow Sam, butt-dialing like Heimda—
Samirah: /shoves a palm over Magnus's mouth/ If you prefer to live, I recommend not finishing that sentence.
Alex: Ahem—as I was saying /looks pointedly at Sam and Magnus/—I heard the word 'blackmail' and I came as fast as I could.
Magnus, Sam, and Mallory: /stare at Alex/
Alex: /narrows eyes/ What?
Mallory: Alex, we were talking about Sam's failure of an attempt to blackmail Magnus by taking a video of him crying when we were watching Tangled.
Alex: /stares at stuff on Magnus's bed/ Well, Magpunzel, I hope you have a splendid time carrying this crap back to my room. See you guys, I'm going back to my pottery.
/Alex casually walks out the room/
Sam: ...
Magnus: ...
Mallory: ...
Sam: /eyes the expensive camera equipment and planning journals on Magnus's bed/ Well, I think I know who to call next time I need help with blackmail.
/Alex pops her head back into the room, smirking as she opens the door a bit/
Alex: Oh yeah. I forgot to give Magnus a little warning that someone may sneak up on him and test the 'magical healing incantation' sometime soon. Maybe, possibly, I'm not sure. Bye! /slams door shut/
Magnus: /looks pale/ Someone, please hide me.
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