Magnus Teaches Us About Stuff, Fluffy Bunnies, and 'That Cold World'.
Question from LeetheKale : Hehe. Mm, so! Magnus, which of the Nine Worlds do you most enjoy visiting?
Magnus: Okay, listen up kids, we're going to have a brief history lesson. (taught the Magnus way)
First of all, lets summarize the nine worlds. There's Midgard, that's basically where the humans eat, sleep, and sit on their asses doing nothing productive all day. Moving on, Asgard, a godly place where Aesir (those war dude and dudettes) gods can lounge back and enjoy they're high class godly lives. Third, Vanaheim, same as Asgard but less was war-y, and more fluffy bunny-ish.
Samirah: Fluffy bunny-ish? 'War-y'? Magnus, are you sure you went to first grade?
Magnus: You know what I meant. Anyways, Jotunheim, world of deadly drunk giants who like to party any time of the day, anywhere. Niflheim, that cold world. Muspelheim, the opposite of Niflheim, the hot world.
Samirah: *sighs* The idiot means that Niflheim is the primordial world of ice and Muspelheim is the world of fire.
Magnus: Ahem. Alfheim—the depressing elf parallel to Midgard. Then there's Svartalfheim, the world of dark elves or dwarves. And my least favorite, Hel. That one's pretty self-explanatory if you'd ask me.
Magnus: As for which one I'd prefer to visit...I'll probably eliminate Hel, Jotunheim, Niflheim, and Muspelheim. And Vanaheim. That too. That means we're left with Asgard, Svartalfheim, Alfheim, and Midgard. I don't feel like visiting Alfheim anytime soon, based on Hearth's description of it. I haven't been to Svartalfheim yet. As for Midgard and Asgard, uh, I guess Midgard?
Magnus: I mean I know it's still a pretty boring place compared to the other worlds, but it has it's ups as well as downs. It was my first home, after all.
Magnus: Midgard it is. Hope that answers your question.
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