Dear xfelicity25

First off, Hello! 🤗

Oh my gosh! The pocket watch incident was one of my favorite solo adventures! No, Daddy still has no idea what happened. I'm never telling him either. Because every now and again, I'll do something I'm not supposed to and he'll be like 😠☝️"When I was young, I didn't pull stunts like that! Dur-dur-dur!" And I just snicker, as he stares at me in blank confusion. 😆

All in all, I got a lot of out of my time-travel escapade. I think it brought me and my Daddy closer together. Still, I sometimes like to mess with him, by making references to his childhood.

I once saw a stuffed rabbit in a toyshop and told him it looked like Mr. Bunny Man. He froze and stared at me. Then there was that time, I got arrested for indecent exposure (Don't ask...) and when Daddy chewed me out for it, I told him "Oh! Like you never ran around naked on Grandaddy's ship?" He stared at me like I had tentacles coming out of my nose! 😆

But eventually I had to stop all that, because Daddy began to worry that I was possessed by the clairvoyant spirit of one of his enemies. He hired a priest to come and give me an exorcism and everything! I guess some kids would find it traumatic, if they woke up one day and found themselves bond to their bed posts, with a strange man spritzing them with holy water and shouting at the supposed demonic spirit to leave their body. But me, I've had like... I wanna say... nine exorcisms, over the years. You'd be surprised how many times I get possessed by demons or ghosts. Satan and I are on first name basis and everything! Horn boy knows how to party! 🥳

Thanks for the question!

Yours truly,
Maggie Sparrow☠️❤️