Go ask Ganondork why he looks like a sickly toad.

Okay? Gannondwarf, why do you look like a sickly toad?
Gannondwarf: Well when you live in the desert you don't have a lot of beauty spas! Stupid Hylian Royal Family.

Oh. Well I could really use some questions and Dares. Admin is dying of boredom waiting. You are all GHOST READERS!!!!!!