Q: Why are we obsessed with you? Let's see.... You're hot as hell, loyal to your comrades, talented at your job, strong and can take charge, level-headed and compassionate in your own way. You have a quirky sense of humor and are a bit of a dork. Plus, girls kinda dig assholes.....you check all the boxes!

I'm fine with people being attracted to me but being obsessed and chatting about my dick will eventually gain you a black eye, especially when you talk about it when I'm here.