Tsubakura: *Yawn* How long has it been...?

Yabusame: Oh! It's been several momths since our last comment!

Tsubakura: Wait.. I've been sleeping for THAT long???

Yabusame: No, it's just that the creator is busy! So busy that he forgot about us~!

Tsubakura: ...Let me just read this comment here...

Tsubakura: Nope. I'm going back to sleep.

*Suzumi comes out of nowhere*

Suzumi: Tsuuba-chaaaaaan~!

Tsubakura: Outta the way.

*Tsubakura shoves Suzumi's face onto a wall*

Cheerful Debt Collector
Hibaru Kokutenshi

Hibaru: Lumen? Where have I heard that name before...?

Hibaru: Can I guess they're that light youkai? Uh..

Hibaru: They're... Okay, I suppose. But I wouldn't cope with their craziness whenever they're around.

Hibaru: And, yes. They are hyperactive. Shouldn't have let them drink all of the booze last time..

Hibaru: And, yes. I'm rich.

Clause: Hoh... The "wealthy" one, aren't you? The "wealthy skylark".

Hibaru: Gwahhhh! Where'd you come from!?

Clause: Where I "originated" is "out of the question". I was apparently "summoned" once again?

Hibaru: Oh heck... I'm outta here, need to collect some debt!

*Hibaru flies off, as fast as they can*

Clause: Interesting, interesting. The can "obtain" their "profit" by collecting others' "debt". Yes, yes.

Clause: About your little "ruse" about this Garaiya you speak of. I find this little one to be a "saint" and a "savior".

Clause: Sure, they were "hesitant" at first. "Fortunately", they have "freed" me from the "everlasting suffering" of being a "straggler" among the streets of Mugenri.

Clause: I honestly find Garaiya to be more "comforting" and "cooperative", unlike Yabusame and Tsubakura, who too are "brash" and are "unwilling" to support me.

Clause: I am "proud" to say that I am very "thankful" for Garaiya for placing me "where I am now". I should have been "perished" if it wasn't for her "involvement".

Reimu: Alright, outta the way, it's my turn!

Clause: Oh? You must be the "Hakurei Shrine Maiden", Reimu Hakurei, is it not? "Suffice" to say, it has been an "honor" meeting you-

Reimu: Save the chit chat for later. I said it was my turn amyway.

Reimu: I admit, I'm not always at the shrine a lot, nor have I been resting lately.

Reimu: Gensokyo may be tiring, but Mugenri, is just... weird.

Reimu: Their incidents are just as weird as in Gensokyo, but their's are, how do you say, pretty unique.

Reimu: I wouldn't complain, obviously, it's just a bootleg Gensokyo.

Clause: My word. A "bootleg"? How "demeaning". Mugenri is such a "wonderful" place to be. Perhaps you are just "jealous" of my "world".

Reimu: Says the person that says they about to "perish" in the "streets of Mugenri".

Clause: How "incompetent" of you, saying such "foolish" words of "farce" of my "world"!

Reimu: Sure, whatever.

Reimu: I'm pretty sure you viewers are still going to comment, right?

Reimu: Sorry that the creator hasn't been with us for a while. I've been told by him that he had some drama and work to do.

Reimu: Let us know what you guys would like to ask next!