Luna Danse Holmes

@terralala asked 'What if Sherlock had a long lost sister that was as smart as him, as annoying as him and as whiny as him? Basically female Sherlock while having male Sherlock?' and she goes on to add that she's given this some thought and her name would be Luna Danse Holmes.

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J: I'd steer clear of her while she was on her period. That would be torture. She'd probably 'delete' periods because they're useless and then scream that she was dying every time she bled. Honestly... It kinda scares me to imagine it. My Sherlock is bitchy enough when he's ill.. Nevermind if he had a period! God...

S: I like the name Luna. It's different enough that my parents would actually consider or use it for a child. Although, I think they'd add another middle name or two. I have two middle names, as does Mycroft.

J: What are Mycroft's?

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Mycroft: Sherlock! Don't you dare!

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S: *chuckles*

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Greg: I know them, John! I know them!

Mycroft: *covers Greg's mouth with his hand and whispers to him before removing his hand*

Greg: *shrugs and says nothing*

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J: They love threatening to take sex away, don't they?

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Greg: Yeah.

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S: I can imagine my hypothetical sister, Luna, doing the same with her girlfriend or boyfriend. Oh! That's a good point. If I'm attracted to men, would she be too? Or would she, like me, like the same sex?

J: Hmm... I dunno. She'd have the same upbringing as you and Mycroft. Not that I'm saying your upbringing is why you're both gay.

S: Mycroft isn't really gay. He just says that to explain it quickly. Really, Greg's the only person he's ever liked in a romantic or sexual sense.

J: Of the two of you, I always thought you'd be the one to have zero relationships.

S: I know. Anyway, let's get back to my sister. Hold on! ...It just occurred to me that neither of us have addressed the fact I've just been called annoying and whiny. John! I'm not whiny, am I? John? Am I? Am I?... Why aren't you answering? Joooohn.

J: You're just proving that you are whiny and annoying, you know. They called you smart too...

S: *crosses arms, sliding down in chair, sulking*

J: *sighs* To sum up, female Sherlock would probably be the same as Sherlock, possibly a lesbian and a terror on her period.

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