@the_east_wind asked: John, when you and Sherlock are out, How many girls hit on Sherlock? And Sherlock, how does John react?

#(Main Room)#

J: A hell of a lot, he just doesn't realise he's being hit on. They're all flirty and giggly, and he's just standing there, telling them all about this and that as if they're listening. Really, they're just staring and imagining things they shouldn't.

S: He exaggerates.

J: I don't. You get hit on all the time.

S: I don't.

J: Yes, you do. Remember that woman that asked you for a cigarette?

S: Not really.

J: Well, she was hitting on you and you were just rambling on about the stitching on your coat or something.

S: I highly doubt she was. She wanted a fag and works with textiles product. Wanted to be a designer.

J: And that means she can't be attracted to you?

S: Well, no.. But, I'm sure she wasn't.

J: She was.

S: Wasn't.

J: Was.

S: Whatever. Anyway, John's reaction.. Well, it's usually to drag me away, angrily, when he /thinks/ I'm being hit on. Then, when we get home, he shows me who I belong to.. so to speak. *chuckles*

J: Damn right, I do.