Question from @AdrienaMarcell: Do you fans freak out when you show affection in public? -AM

#(Main Room)#

S: Wait.. People actually go on John's blog?!

J: Bastard.

S: Language, John!

J: Excuse me, you said 'we're fucking' in the last question. The question is from the same fan, if 'fucking' was fine with them then I am sure 'Bastard' is fine.

S: Yes, but saying 'we're fucking' is true. Saying I'm a 'bastard' is not. My mum and dad were married when I was bored.

J: Let's just get back to the question...

S: Right. Of course... John has fans?!

J: I hate you.

S: Hmm... No, you don't.

J: Since Sherlock has decided to be a pain is the arse, I will answer the question, love--

S: Don't call the fans by pet names. Especially anything that suggests you love them.

J: *mutters* Stupid jealous git.

S: Heard that too.

J: Still meant to.

S: The Question.

J: Oh, right! *blinks* Yeah, the fans go crazy. Some shout that they knew we were gay for each other. Others cry about something called 'Sheriarty' and Sherlock has somehow made it impossible for me to find out what it means. --Wait. I guess it's a ship name, like Johnlock.

S: John.

J: Sher- from Sherlock. re-arty? Sheriarty.. Sher-- Oh... Sherlock and Moriarty?... Well.

S: *remains quiet*

J: *clears throat* So, yeah. The fans get really into all their fan.. flicks? Fricks? Fics? Fics. Fan fics. They all ship us. So glad it's 'canon'. I remember one girl got so excited talking to us about the 'beautiful babies' we were going to have that her boyfriend had to physically drag her away. Her last remark was 'Not gay, my arse'.

S: She was nice. Usually they want us to be gay AND fancy one of us. That confuses me. But this girl was just happy that we happy. The others are too of course but the whole I-want-to-marry-you-but-want-you-to-be-gay-for-him thing confuses me.

J: Mm. It is a little confusing but I suppose you'd been to be a fan girl/boy to understand the mind of one.

S: That I can somewhat related to. Being a Sociopath and all.

J: *takes hand and squeezes*

S: *raises eyebrow and then shrugs*