Author Note:

So, I'm sure you guys have seen these around. I'd really like to do one of these. And as a little side note, I'd like to say that this is not my idea. Whoever was the first to make one of these 'Ask...' books, I salute you.

I'm linking it to my Johnlock Texts story, as you can probably tell by the cover. So if you've read/are reading that story then feel free to ask questions relating to that. (If you want to ask about a certain text then please copy out the text or let me know somehow which you mean! Maybe the date of the conversation/text?)

If you haven't read 'Johnlock Texts' then there's no pressure to go read it before you ask questions for this book. (Although it would help for understanding some answers/questions and I'd be more then grateful if you lovely people did read that book)

I shall be writing as John in this writing and Sherlock in this writing. All 'minor' characters shall be in plain text, should you ask them a question.

Ask away my Giraffes!

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Text messages can only reveal so much to an outsider. Naturally, we all have questions for our favourite famous couple out there. Sherlock Holmes and John Watson. Somehow, we've convinced the pair to talk about themselves and their lives.

John and Sherlock are awaiting your many questions.

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#(Main Interview Room)#

J: This exciting, isn't it? Our first Q and A with the fans!

S: It's absolutely tedious, John. They probably all just want to know about how often and how we shag.

J: Sherlock! Not everyone has a sex drive like yours.

S: Clearly, you've never ventured into the world of Tumblr...

J: What?

S: Oh, nothing.. *smirks* 

J: *scoffs* Yeah, right. It's never nothing with you... I'll find a way to get it out of you. *licks lips suggestively*

S: ...When does this Q and A end?!

J: *chuckles*

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#(Side room)#

Myc: Ugh, they make me want to puke.

Greg: Hush! We're only meant to speak if we're asked a question! That goes for the rest of you too. *sends stern look to other characters*

Myc: *leans close and whispers* Have I ever told you it's extremely attractive when you take charge?

Greg: Yes, many times. Now hush! *slight blush*

Charlie: Am I the only one not about to shag my boyfriend?

Tammy: Um, babe.. You don't have a boyfriend.

Charlie: Oh, right.

Matthew: *whispers* Mols, your friends are odd.

Molly: I know... *happy sigh*

Greg: Guys! I said not to talk unless we're asked a question. If you don't shut it, I'm going to bring Anderson here and you'll have to listen to all his theories.

Everyone: *falls silent*

Greg: That's better.

Myc: *subtly puts a hand on Greg's thigh*

Ms Hudson: *sat in the corner, reading Johnlock fan fiction*