Bryanna: What made you want to take care of Bag boy?

Jnxx: Okay let me tell something. He. Is. Pathetic. So when I was in the woods for a week I saw this kid getting attacked by a SQUIRREL. It was so sad watching a thirteen year old boy, getting beaten up by a squirrel. The entire time I was thinking "this kid is pathetic" right? So it was so fucking sad, so instead of leaving him to get killed by a squirrel, I ate the squirrel. I was just doing it out of pity but when I was walking away, he started following me, like right next to me. So I just started calling him bag boy, I also started to get protective over him..... And then he called me Dad. Like he straight up said "Thanks dad" and like, I'm 24 I'm not old enough to have kids especially a thirteen year old boy! But I decided to keep him as my son, because... I don't know he called me Dad what was I supposed to say "Sorry kid get lost" NO this boy was in the woods alone to probably get eaten by wolves and I felt bad for him, like he's adorable just look at him! I mean sure he's homophobic but I love him :3