HOW IT WORKS:

Simple, if I think you are worthy, I'll answer your questions.  After all, I am a toaster who is dead set on world domination.

Rules:

Everything comes with a cost, and so do my answers.

#1 You must follow CLNighters

2# You must give my book a shout-out on your message board. Tell the world how great I am and that I will soon be their leader.

#3 Fill out the form and tag 5 people.

#4 No more than two questions per form.

#5 You can't be mean to anyone here, no racist or mean comment... Because I am the only one who is allowed to be evil and mean here, only the toaster can be evil.  Are you the toaster?  No!  I am!

Simple enough, right?

Once all rules are followed, I will then answer your questions.