Me: 10,000 reads and 571 votes!

Sebastian Michaelis: My my, what a lot.

Jeff the Killer: Why is he still here?!

Ciel Phantomhive: Because I am here.

Jeff the Killer: Well then GET OUT!

Sebastian Michaelis: Im afraid we can't do that.

Jeff the Killer: Ugh,

Me: (Tackles Jeff,) 10,000 READS AND OVER 500 VOTES!

Jeff the Killer: OW–!

Me: Thank you so much you guys!

Jeff the Killer: ... Can you get off of me?

Me: Whoops, sorry! Anyways, gotta go update now bye!

Jeff the Killer: (He sighs.) You're crazy.