Me: Jeff, where are you? You have stuff to answer!

Jeff the Killer: I'm eating cereal and malk!

Slenderman: ITS MILK!

Jeff the Killer: Thats what I said. Malk.

Slenderman: ... (He sighs.) I'm done.

Me: Well, Jeff you have a question to answer!

Jeff the Killer: What is it?

✎ CoralSeed asked —

❝ How tall are you? ❞

Jeff the Killer: (Proudly,) 5'8!

Slenderman: You look 1'0. (Looks down on Jeff.)

Jeff the Killer: SHUT UP, ONLY TO YOU! IF ANYONE IS SHORT ITS BEN!

BEN Drowned: (Walking in,) I heard my name?

Jeff the Killer: Just saying that you're short.

BEN Drowned: You–! (He tackles Jeff.)

Jeff and BEN: (Start fighting.)

Me: (I sigh.)

Slenderman: Seriously now. Do you two know how foolish you look?

Me: (Grabs Jeff's knife.) STOP FIGHTING OR I BREAK THIS!

Jeff the Killer: (Gets up, running to knife.) MY BABY–!

Slenderman: (Sighs a little.) Leave some questions in the comments, children. See you later.