David let out a long, drawn out sigh.
   "Why does everyone want us to kiss so badly?" He frowned. Jack glanced over at David for a moment. As appealing as the idea of confessing his love for David was, he knew he couldn't do it. He refused to force himself upon someone as great as him. David was sweet and kind and deserved nothing but happiness and perfection. Jack felt that he was far from perfect, and that he couldn't make David happy if he tried. He deserved someone better than him. So he had resigned himself to just staying close to David without getting... Too close. Sure it was torture, but Jack also felt he had deserved the suffering.
   "David?" Jack asked.
   "What is it Jack?" David looked over at Jack, an inquisitive look on his face. Just once Jack. Just this once to please the people and then you could go back to your suffering. Do it quickly and try not to enjoy it too much. Jack delicately lifted David's chin and leaned in, kissing the frozen man sitting next to him. The gentle and surreal nature sparked something in Jack that almost made him want to cry. For a second... He had felt something. After about six surreal seconds, Jack pulled back, chuckling at David's awestruck expression. He separated from David. He was still frozen in place.
   "To answer part of that last question, there is not much we can do besides wait, and unfortunately my phone was sitting on my office desk when I was whisked away, as was David's," Jack explained. Jack's attention went back to David. Still frozen it seemed. "Are you alright David?" Jack sighed, honestly a little worried.
   "...W...WHAT WAS THAT?!" David squeaked, completely red.