Red-RazzleBerry If there was a book about your lives, what would it be called?

"Welcome to hell," Jack immediately replied.
"Well that was quick, but I hate to tell you this Jack, but I'm pretty sure that title's already taken," David chuckled.
"It is?" Jack asked.
"Don't worry, I'll show you it later, it's on YouTube," David shrugged.
"Does this mean I have to pick a different title?" Jack asked.
"Not necessarily, just... Why do you think that anyways? Why do you think your life is a living heck?" David frowned. Jack looked down at David, once again basking in his adorable appearance.
"There are many reasons I think that, then again, even I have my angels," Jack flirted. The flirting attempt clearly went over David's head, but it was worth a shot.
"If my life was a book, it would be called below zero!" David exclaimed.
"Why?" Jack asked.
"That's just how I feel sometimes," David shrugged.
"...That you are cold?" Jack tilted his head slightly.
"What? No! I just... Don't have a lot of self confidence is all," David sighed. Jack frowned.
"You know what?" Jack began.
"What?" David asked.
"Rip and repair," Jack nodded.
"What?" David was beyond confused.
"If there was one book about both of us, that is what it would be called," Jack grinned.
"Oh please, like there would be a book about our lives, who would even read that garbage?" David laughed.
"True," Jack shrugged. Silently happy that he was able to cheer David up, even if it was just for a second.