EarthAngel707 What is one of your most embarrassing memories?

"David maybe you should talk about the incident where you got drunk and called me-"
"THEY ALREADY KNOW ABOUT THAT!" David shouted, interrupting Jack.
"Sorry." Jack chuckled.
"Besides, they said a memory, I don't fully remember that," David mumbled.
"True," Jack shrugged.
"Wait... This is my chance to get some dirt on you!" David squealed happily.
"Whatever," Jack smirked.
"Well my most embarassing memory? Ugh, there are a lot of embarassing memories I'd rather not talk about, but one I remember in particular? Paul, Patryck, and Red leader caught me kissing a pillow," David chuckled awkwardly.
"You were kissing a pillow?" Jack smirked.
"Yes... I need to practice! I mean it's not like I've ever- I mean- ugh!" David was blushing super hard at this point.
"Calm down David," Jack chuckled.
"It was so embarrassing though! To this day I'll occasionally find a bunch of extra pillows in the infirmary with lipstick on them," David sighed.
"That seems harsh," Jack frowned. He made a mental note to have a talk with Paul and Patryck later, and if all goes well? Request a talk with Red leader himself.
"Yeah, but enough about me, it's your turn!" David grinned. Jack had to really dig deep. He was a very careful and coordinated man, and he didn't do much that would be considered embarassing... Oh... But there was...
"I was torturing a prisoner from a rebel group for information, the Red leader at my side, I began slicing through their stomach, and well... It turns out we had a masochist on our hands, he let out a uh... Noise that... Um..." Jack seemed to be sweating, which wasn't going unnoticed by David.
"Jack, did you get a little too excited?" David teased.
"Yes," Jack mumbled.
"Oh wow, although I guess a masochist is practically a dream for you huh?" David laughed.
"Hush you," Jack frowned.