noodle_dick Ok so David, I dare you to make Jack listen to a Lady Gaga song.

David snuck up behind Jack, an old ipod in one hand and a pair of headphones in the other. He jumped up to reach Jack and ended up falling backwards onto the floor
"Ow!" David squeaked. Jack whipped his head around to see David sprawled out on the ground.
"Oh, hello David," Jack nodded. David managed to sit back up, his arms crossed.
"Why do you have to be so tall?" He whined. Jack sat down on the ground next to him.
"Is this better?" Jack asked.
"A little," David mumbled.
"What is it you needed anyways?" Jack chuckled.
"I need you to listen to something," David grinned.
"Alright," Jack shrugged. David leaned over and helped Jack put the headphones on.
"Okay, so I'll play a few songs all by the same person, tell me when to move on to the next song," David explained.
"Got it," Jack agreed. David selected the first song, letting it play for a bit.
"She would like to do what on my disco stick?" Jack seemed confused. David had to hold in his laughter.
"Next song?" David asked. Jack nodded. David went to the next one, letting that one play for a bit as well. He actually let it play all the way through.
"Huh," Jack seemed even more confused than before.
"Well? What did you think of that one?" David smirked.
"It was not terrible, however I am curious, whose face are we poking?" Jack asked. David didn't respond, he just played the last one.
"This one is one of the best," David smiled.
"She needs to seek guidance if her romance is this bad," Jack mumbled. David couldn't help himself. He began giggling like a madman, leaning on Jack's shoulder.