BorkIamTheShiba How would you react if someone accidentally spit in your mouth or called you a tentacle communist?

"If someone spat in my mouth, accident or otherwise, they would no longer live, however I do not believe being referred to as a tentacle communist would offend me," Jack shrugged.
"Yeah, I probably wouldn't be offended by that either, I'd just be confused if anything, and if someone spat in my mouth, I'd probably die, just the thought... ugh," David shuddered. Jack laughed and looked down at David.
"I can see that happening," Jack chuckled.
"I doubt I'd hurt the other person, I'm not really good with violence," David admitted.
"I have noticed,"
"I just... I don't like hurting others, my job is to heal, not destroy," David sighed.
"One of these days, someone is going to do something that is unforgivable, What will you do then David?"
"I... don't... I don't know," David frowned. Jack sighed and put his hand on David's shoulder.
"If anyone accidentally spits in his mouth, I will be the one to handle it for him," Jack chuckled.