Jack's eyes shifted over to David, a slightly amused look on his face.
"Pfft, a guinea pig?" David laughed. Honestly the whole thing sounded ridiculous, to him at least.
"David, the question is pretty straightforward, I do not get what you find so funny about it," Jack replied.
"Jack, imagine me as a guinea pig, it's just absurd! I mean, I know it's just a hypothetical thing, but still," David sighed.
"So? The question about us getting stuck in a reinforced steel chamber was hypothetical as well, and yet here we are," Jack shrugged, motioning to the walls surrounding them.
"That's true I guess, but that was an accident! Besides, at least that scenario was plausible," David huffed. Jack simply rolled his eyes in response.
"David, would you mind keeping your opinions to yourself for just one second so that I can answer this question you apparently hate so much?" Jack asked.
"I never said I hated it! I just thought it was... Odd," David clarified.
"Whatever, if he were to turn into a guinea pig, I would treat him as such," Jack finally replied.
"Jack... Do you even know how to take care of a guinea pig?" David frowned.
"Um... Yes?" Jack lied. Note to self, never get Jack a guinea pig... Or any small animal for that matter.
"Geez," David rolled his eyes.
"Although... They did say you were fluffy as a guinea pig, so I might cuddle you to death, seriously, I can just imagine the fluff, which is unsurprising considering your hair," Jack chuckled, carefully petting the fluff that was David's hair.
"Hey! Cut it out!" David pouted. Jack smiled slightly and rested his head on top of David's, basking in the hair fluff.
"Nope," Jack sighed.
"...Fine," David mumbled, refusing to let Jack see how red his face was.