"Ten eggs, at least they aren't painful," David sighed.
"The pineapple," Jack shrugged.
"What?! Jack why do you always pick the painful options- oh wait... Nevermind, forgot you like pain," David chuckled.
"Inflicting it," Jack corrected.
"What's that called anyways?" David asked.
"Sadism," Jack nodded.
"Oh... Okay then," David trailed off.