From @sexy_zombae

Me: well mine is davekat of course lol

Karkat: ........

Dave: mine is nepeta and Equius.

Karkat: you don't even know Equius or nepeta.

Dave: being davepeta I learned a lot about nepeta.

Rose: mine is rose and Kanaya

John: of course you pick that. It's already cannon. Anyways mine is john and dave

Dave:.......

Jade: mine is bec a and god cat. It's beautiful

Dirk: mine is dirk jake

Jake: is cannon already dude

Roxy: mine es roxy and dirk

Jake: mine is jake and blue woman

Dirk:......

Jane: mine is jane and jake

Me: damn everyone wants a piece of jake.

Karkat: mine is karkat and terezi

Aradia: mine is s0llux and me

Me: guys stop making otps! This is supposed to be ships not otps

Tavros: mINE IS ME AND, uHHH, vRISKA!

Me: what did I say about otps.....???

Sollux: ii don't do shiip2

Nepeta: :33< AC can't decide! They're all so wonderfur and amazing!

Kanaya: I Like Davekat. I Mean Almost Everyone Ships Them.

Karkat: ......

Dave:........

Vriska: tavros...... You are dead to me

Terezi: VR1SK4, W4NT TO GO H4NG OUT OR SOM3TH1NG?

Vriska: sure

Equius: this is very disturbing so please stop with this immaturity

Gamzee: I fEeL lIkE vRiSkA aNd TeReZi ArE gReAt ToGeThEr

Eridan: I think so to

Feferi: I ship vriska and t--Er--Ezi! I also ship dav--E and karkat!