Question from @sexy_zombae

Me: >:)

Jake: why are you looking at me like that.

Me: you gay or European??? XD

Jake:.....

Dirk: there right there

Jake: what?

Roxy: look at that tan, well tinted skin

Jake: ??

Jane: look at the killer shape he's in

Jake: ......

Dave: look at that slightly stubbly chin

Jake: *why is everyone pointing at me*

John: oh please he's gay totally gay!

Jake: no....

Rose: I'm not about to celebrate

Jade: every trait could indicate

Aradia: the t0tally straight expatriate!

Jake: *why me*

Tavros: tHIS GUYS NOT GAY, i SAY, nOT GAY!!!

Jake: thank yo-

Sollux: thii2 ii2 the elephant iin the room

Jake: *am I that fat???*

Karkat: WELL, IS IT RELEVANT TO ASSUME

Nepeta: :33< AC asks that a man who wear purrfume is automatically medically gay?

Kanaya: But Look At His Soft And Crispy Locks

Vriska: look at his silk translucent socks

Jake: *I knew i shouldn't have worn these* *i also should've combed my hair*

Terezi: TH3R3'S TH3 eNT3RN4L P4R4DOX

Equius: D--> look, what we're seeing, what are we seeing?

Gamzee: Is He GaY???

Jake: no...

Me: of course, he's gay or European?

Me: gay or European?

Eridan: it's hard to guarantee

Me: is he gay or European?

Feferi: w--Ell don't look at m--E

Dirk: you see they bring their boys up differently

Roxy: different in those charming foreign ports

Jane: they play peculiar sports

Jake: *is this about me hunting*

Dave: in shiny shirts and tiny shorts

Me: gay or foreign fella???

John: the answer could take weeks

Rose: they will say things like "ciao, bella"

Jake: ???????

Jade: while they kiss you on both cheeks

Jake: oh please

Me: gay or European?

Karkat: SO MANY SHADES OF GRAY

Aradia: depending 0n the time and day, the French g0 either way

Jake: *I'm not French I'm british*

Me: is he gay or European or live right there?????

Tavros: lOOK AT THAT CONDESCENDING SMIRK

Sollux: seen iit on every guy at work

Jake: *so stereotypic*

Nepeta: :33< AC says that is a metro-hetro jerk

Kanaya: That Guys Not Gay! I Say No Way!

Jake: thank you

Vriska: that's the elephant in the room

Jake: I'm not fat!

Terezi: W3LL, 1S 1T R3L3V4NT TO PR3SUM3 TH4T 4 HOTT13 1N TH4T COSTUM3 1S 4UT4M4T1C4LLY

Equius: D--> radically

Dave: ironically

Gamzee: ChRoNiCaLlY

Eridan: certainly

Feferi: curr--Ently

Dirk: genetically

Roxy: medically

Me: gay?

Me: officially gay, officially gay, gay, gay, gay!!!!

Jake: NO!!!!!

Me: damnit! Gay or European?

Jane: so stylishly and relaxed

Jake: ....thank you?

Me: is he gay or European?

John: I think his chest is waxed

Rose: but they bring their boys up diffrent.

Jade: there it's culturally diverse

Aradia: it's n0t a fasi0n curse

Tavros: iF HE WEARS A KILT OR BEARS A PURSE

Me: gay or just exotic

Sollux: Ii still can't crack the code

Karkat: YET HIS ACCENT IS HYPNOTIC

Nepeta: :33< AC says but his shoes are pointed toed

Me: gay or European?

Karkat: SO MANY SHADES OF GRAY

Kanaya: But If He Turns Out Straight

Vriska: I'm free at 8 on Saturday

Me: is he gay or European? Gay or European? Gay or Euro?

Terezi: wait a minute!
Give me a chance to crack this guy.
I have an idea I'd like to try

Eguius: D--> the floor is yours

Jake: *kill me*

Terezi: so mr. English?
This alleged fair with mrs. Crocker (?) has been going on for?

Jake:.....two years

Terezi: and your first name again is?

Jake: Jake?

Terezi: and your boyfriends name is?

Jake: dirk....

Everyone: ................

Jake: I'm sorry, I misunderstand. You say boyfriend, I thought you say Bestfriend, Dirk is my Bestfriend

Dirk: you bastard, you lying bastard! That's it, I don't cover for you, no more peoples, I have a big announcement to make! This man is gay and European!!!!!

Dirk: whoa, and neither is his place. You've got to stop, your being a completely closet case. It's me, not her he's seeing. No matter what he say.

Dirk: I swear, he never ever, ever swing the other way!
You are so gay, you big parfait
You flaming boy in cabaret!!!!

Jake: I'm straight.....

Dirk: you were not yesterday! So if I may, I'm proudly to say

Everyone: he's gay and European!!!!
He's gay and European!!!!
He's gay and European and gay!!!!

Jake: fine okay!!! I'm gay...

Everyone: hooray!!!!!