Me: ummm dave

Dave: yeah.....

Me: do you )-(ave a flus)-( crus)-( on karkles?

Dave: umm no

Me: yea)-( sure

Karkat: HEY GUYS WHAT ARE WE TALKING ABOUT

Dave: nothing *runs to corner but falls to ground in disgust*

Me: ;? wtf......

Dirk: *in corner making out with jake*

Dave: what the hell is with you kissing people?!??!!!

Dirk: you just jelly that you can't get a hot boyfriend like mine

Jake: oh sucks dirk

Dave: ....

Karkat: *walks over* wtf are you doing it in the corner? What not the bathroom?

Dirk: the corner is my home. And why aren you doing it with dave in the corner???

Karkat: FUCK OFF FUCKASS

Me: *mentally face palms*

Eridan: hey guys

Everybody: FUCK OFF ERIDAN

Eridan: ok jegus....

Me: if you have any dares questions suggestions all that jazz don't be affraid to comment