Azog and Gollum impersonate Legolas and Thranduil. Kili ditches Tauriel for zobro123

Azog: Uh, YAS! I am king Thranduil the fabulous!!! Can't mess with this fabulousness.

Gollum: *shoots an arrow at target and misses by three feet* WE is Prince Legolas, precious!!! Looks at the blonde wigs! We means- hairs!!! *giggles*

Random_Elf: What the flip?

Gollum: We is dared to be elfsis yes...

Azog: NO BREAKING CHARACTER!

Gollum: YOU NO BREAKING CHARACTERS!!!

Azog: ILL BREAK YOU!

Gollum: Oh yeah?

Azog: YEAH!

Random_Elf: Yeah, I'm gonna go...

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Kili: WOAH! Who is that beautiful maiden?

Random_Elf: zobro123 ? Why only the fairest maiden in all of the lands! FAR more attractive than... Tauriel...

Kili: Yeah...

Random_Elf: Wait- for real? You just agree?

Kili: Yeah. YEAH! Look! She's- shes- shes- shes... Amazing.

Random_Elf: Are you going to-

Kili: I must break up with Tauriel if I ever want my happiness! I MUST!!!

Random_Elf: *snoopy dance*

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Kili: Tauriel! We need to talk!

Random_Elf: *hiding in bushes recording this whole thing*

Tauriel: Awww! Just who I wanted to see!!! *glides over to Kili* Lemme braid your hair-

Kili: No, Tauriel! This is important.

Tauriel: *sits down and fold hands in lap* Okay. What must we talk about, Melin?

Kili: I can't be your Melin anymore.

Tauriel: WHAT?

Kili: For the sake of both of us! We must see other people.

Tauriel: But- but Kili!

Kili: Don't make this any harder, Tauri!

Random_Elf: Ew, Tauri?

Kili: I have moved on! And you should, too. *leaves Tauriel crying*

Random_Elf: *stops recording and comes out from bushes* BAM!!! Oh! Yes!!! That felt great!!! Ooooohhhh yeeeeeees!!!!!

Tauriel: *crying* But- but- It was REEAAAAAL!!!! *sobs*

Random_Elf: Then, why the love triangle?

Tauriel: Love triangle?- OH YEAH! Leggi!!! HEY LEGGI!!!

Gollum: *gollum gollum* Yes, precious?

Tauriel: Kili broke my heart! I want you back!

Gollum: *shrugs* Sure.

Tauriel: YAY!!! But are you sure you're feeling okay? You look a bit off.

Gollum: Nope. I'm good.

Tauriel: OKAY!!!

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Kili: Excuse me miss!

zobro123: Who- me?

Kili: Why yes! I just wanted to tell you... You are the most beautiful maiden I have ever seen.

zobro123: Wow- uh, I don't know how to respond to that!

Kili: And humble, too! Oh, fair maiden! Please be mine!

zobro123: Oh! Kili! This has always been my one and only wish!!! Thank you! Of course!

Kili: *links arms with zobro123*

Random_Elf: Awww! They're so cute together!

Frodo: Yeah. *sighs*

Random_Elf: What's wrong? *grabs Frodo's hand*

Frodo: Do people think we're cute?

Random_Elf: *laughs* Of course they do! Right? *grabs sword handle*

Jk. I've actually gotten a lot of nice comments about Me and Frodo in other books!

Anyway, I just read Fangirl by Rainbow Rowel and I just wanted to thank you guys for being such amazing fans!!!