Random_Elf: *sits crying in a corner*

Smeagol: What's wrong precious?

Gollum: We doesn't care.

Random_Elf: *wipes a tear from her eye* *sniffle* I- I got another dare.

Gollum: NOOOOOO!

Smeagol: NOOOOO!

Random_Elf: I KNOOOOOOW! *sobs*

Smeagol: We trouts you loves dares precious.

Gollum: Ya, what gives?

Random_Elf: *tries to calm down*

Smeagol: Is it for you?

Random_Elf: *shakes head*

Gollum: Then why is it crying?

Random_Elf: *holds out little card and continues sobbing*

Gollum: *reads note and face grows pale*

Random_Elf: I know!!! It's terrible! *sobs*

Smeagol: But it's a dares!

Gollum: *shadow crosses face* Then we must do it.

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Sam: EW! Go away you creep!

Gollum: We doesn't want to do this as much as you.

Sam: Wait- what are you doing?

Gollum: *grabs Sam's hand*

Sam: LET GO!!! DON'T TOUCH ME YOU FREAK OF NATURE!!!

Gollum: *kisses Sam's hand*

Sam: AAHHHHHHH!!! NOOOOOOO!!! WHAT THE LEMBAS!!!!!!! DON'T EVER TOUCH ME AGAIN!!!

Gollum: *runs around hissing and spitting* We're going to get you @Daughter_Of_Gondor!!!!!!

Random_Elf: *sobbing* IM SO SORRY SAAAAAAM!!!!!

Daughter_Of_Gondor: When did I say HAND?

Gollum: O_O

Sam: *runs around in circles* NONONONONONONONO!!!

Gollum: *notices nearby cliff* Never. *throws himself off* AHHHHHHHhhhh...

Sam, @Daughter_Of_Gondor, Random_Elf: *all walk over to the edge of the cliff and watch Gollum fall*

Sam: Good riddance. I need to go and wash my hands ten trillion times. Bye!

Random_Elf: WAIT!

Sam: *turns around* What now? Another dare?

Random_Elf: Umm... Sure. Ask Frodo if he likes me. *blushes uncontrollably*

Sam: What a strange dare. *walks away pondering this dare, then runs when he remembers why he has to wash his hands*

@Daughter_Of_Gondor: *raises eyebrows* I never sent in that dare. *smirks*

Random_Elf: *keeps blushing* Ya, read my new book, Fictional Boyfriend. You'll get it.

@Daughter_Of Gondor: Okay. Should we worry about Gollum?

Random_Elf: Oh.