SammyCrystalHeart
Mightywolfmmw

• Audio Start •

" Oh my- BOO. NO, GET OUT, THAT WAS BAD AND YOU KNOW IT."
" I... I mean, I understand, tell the joke when you're ready."
" THAT IS THE JOKE, YOU FUCKIN IDIOT! YOU FUCKING SHITFORBRAINS BEAST."
The Batter's laughter is VERY audible, the dude probably thought this was one of the best jokes he's heard.
" Wait, wait, waitwaitwait-"
He wheezes, trying to hold himself together.
" Wanna hear a joke about ghosts?"
" Yeah, sure.. what's the fucken punchl-"
" That's the spirit."
" Oh yeah. You're just gonna pull that shit, aren't you? Look at you, giggling your miserable ass off. You're laughing at your own shitty ass joke. Well, I got a joke for you. What's dead, pissed, and gonna punch you into next week if you don't shut up?"
" Uh-"
" ME-"

>Audio Pause<

" Then do it. He's a nice person."
" YEAH, DO IT, COWARD. I DON'T FEAR THAT BITCH. HE CAN HISS AT ME AS MUCH AS HE WANTS, HE AIN'T FUCKIN SCARY. I'LL SHOW HIM SCARY. I'LL SHOW HIM TERRIFYING. I'LL-"
" BoOO-"
There's audible screaming, followed by the loudest you've probably ever heard someone get punched.
" THAT WASN'T FUCKING FUNNY YOU KNOW I DON'T LIKE IT WHEN YOU SNEAK BEHIND ME LIKE THAT YOU FUCKING MUTATED SHITRETARD ASSHOLE-"

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