Hi there, and welcome. What's your name?

I'm Tyrion Lannister. Although I'm not really a Lannister. I mean, I am, if you wanna get biological about it, but at heart I'm not one of them. You know, being a dwarf and all. Highly frowned upon. So unfair. So anyway, I betrayed my family. It was the single greatest thing I've ever done. Messed up people they were.

I just asked for your name.