Would you regard yourself a feminist?

What's a feminist?

Someone who wants equality between men and women.

Well, then obviously not. I'm better than men. How could you possibly compare me to such a species? I mean, have you seen my brothers?

So, you're a feminazi?

What's a feminazi?

Someone who regards women better than men.

But the thing is, I don't just regard myself better than men. I regard myself better than everyone. Even those ice people. I'm rich, you know. That immediately makes me better than all of these peasants. Is there a word for that?

A tyrant?