Me: hey fr-

*hears foot steps*

Me: *turns around* G? What the hell are you doing here?!

G! Sans: WHO THE HELL ARE YOU?!

Me: I'm the one asking questions for Derpy13 .
You know. The GIRL YOU BROKE!

*traps G with knives*

G! Sans: *tries to escape*

Me: NOT HAPPENING JEARK! YOU JUST CRIED OVER ON A LITTLE THING THEN BROKE UP ON HER?! WHO THE HELL DOSE THAT?!

G! Sans: So! Yo-

Me: SHUT UP!!! YOU ARE REGRETTING IT! HUH?!
*throws a knife at G!*

G! Sans: *tries dogging but gets hit* OW! *LOST 19 HP*

Me: KEEP TRYING! CHARA WOULD LOVE THIS!!! HAHAHAHA!!!

G! Sans: S-Stop. *HP 1*

Me: fine. I'm sparing you but you better not be a bitch about that little thing.
It was just her past you cry baby. Never do that again.
I'll see you later...
*takes away knives and walks away*

G! Sans: *throws a bone*

Me: *dogges* nice try.

"30 mins later"

Me: oh hey frisk!

Frisk: hi!!! Any questions to answer?

Me: nah.

Frisk: where were you anyways?

Me: doing... business.

Frisk: okay???