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What do you all thing of every fanfiction of Lissana coming back, being evil and a bitch, and turning everyone in the guild against Lucy and hating her, coursing Lucy to leave and becoming the dragon princess and her mother is alive

Natsu: ...I-I'm confused...what's a fanficshun?  Is it where you shun fans?  THOSE POOR FANS, THEY ONLY WANTED TO PROVIDE WIND!

Gray: What the hell?!  I've never read those stories myself but I've heard a lot from Miko.  That's why Lisanna was traumatized after reading them...

Lucy: As a writer, I find it AWFUL to write about actual people but not use actual facts about them!  How terrible!  Besides, how would I even become a dragon princess?

Erza: ...*holds up sword* Show me where these idiots live.  Now.

Happy: THAT'S SO MEAN!  LISANNA GIVES ME FISH ALL THE TIME SO SHE MUST BE A GOOD PERSON!!

Carla: From what I've seen, Lisanna is the nicest person I know, other than Wendy.  Besides, nobody hates Lucy, she's so friendly.

Wendy: How sad!  Please excuse me, I'm gonna go give Lisanna-san a hug now...

Elfman: Writing false stories is unmanly.

Zeref: If the story results in world destruction and me finally being able to die, then I'd read it.  Otherwise, I find it pointless.