meh...I'm gonna wing it...So Freed! Are you gay or not? Because you keep on saying Laxus this Laxus that and Laxus is awesome....so are you gay?

Freed: ....can I say that I once was a little? And I may still be but don't have any affections for anyone at the moment?

To Laxus: Are you a Seme or Uke? Tell me or die because I will Torture you if you don't tell me!

Laxus: WTF is Seme and Uke?

To Gray and Natsu: Do you know Boku no Pico? If so who's the Seme or Uke, Gray or Natsu?

Natsu: Dafauq is that?

Gray: ditto.