From Yukino to Freed:Would you like to see me with one ore two piece bikini?

Freed: ummm...neither please...*slight nosebleed*

From Nate to Gray: PLEASE TRAIN ME ON ICE MAGIC!!

Gray: Sure.

Me: Gray, your clothes.

From Aronzo to Natsu and Gajeel: I can use the dragon magic from both of you in it's ultimate mode,so, FIGHT ME YOU IDIOTS!!!

Natsu and Gajeel: GLADLY.

From Elisa to Rogue: why are you so cold, be happier, have friends out of a guild, and the most important thing: Make me your girlfriend please!! *Blushing levels are over 9,000!!*

Rouge: Why does everyone want to be in a relationship with me...