Question to ALL Dragonslayers...do you have a mate? Because there's apparently this season, surprisingly, a Dragonslaying mating season.

Natsu: A mating season? I don't remember Igneel saying something like that...

Gajeel: Really? He never told you about it?

Wendy: Natsu-san, even I know about the Dragonslayer mating season.

Laxus: Natsu, that's pitiful.

Natsu: Shut up! I don't hear YOU knowing about it!

Laxus: The only reason that I don't know about it is because I wasn't raised by a dragon.

Gajeel: I guess that I'll have to explain. *explains to Natsu*

Natsu: Really?! That's why Lucy has been smelling greater than usual!

Laxus: Looks as though Natsu found his mate.

Natsu: You know what? You can shut up now. Before I get really angry.

Laxus: I don't take no orders from you!

Sting and Rouge: Hey what are you guys talking about?

Gajeel: Someone asked us about if we had mates yet.

Sting: Well, personally to me, Yukino has been smelling really nice lately...what about you, Rouge?

Rouge: My love life is personal.

Wendy: Um....I think that I'm too young...

Laxus: Not saying anything.

Gajeel: I'm not answering until you answer!

Laxus: Then you say yours first.

Gajeel: I hate to admit it, but Levy HAS been smelling really nice.

Laxus: HA! I'm not telling.

Me: *pops out of nowhere with a sword* You WILL answer.

Laxus: When did you get here?

Me: Stop asking questions and just answer!

Laxus: Fine! Don't kill me. Mira has been smelling...okay.

Natsu: LAXUS AND MIRA SITTING IN A TREE! K-I-S-S-I-

Laxus: Natsu, SHUT UP NOW IF YOU KNOW WHATS GOOD FOR YOU!

Me: Boys be nice and don't kill each other.