I have a question for Akashi :3

Akashi-kun how do you court a girl? Will you please demonstrate it with.... Kuroko-kun? KYAAAA~// fangirl

Chinz: Why Kuroko? He could demonstrate it with meeeeee *whines*

Aomine : He wouldn't!

Chinz: Why not?

Aomine : Because he's Gaykashi!

Chinz: -_-' Aho!

Kise : Okay! Kuroko-cchi be the girl and Murasakibara-cchi will be the girl's father!

Kasamatsu: ...and Kise is the girl's mom. Yeah?

Takao: Yesss!!

Akashi: *sigh* if I really have to do this, then I might as well get this over with!

Aomine : I'm the policeman!

Chinz : Nobody laughed >_>

Akashi moves over to Kuroko and takes his hand in his. They take a few steps until they're both rooted in front of Atsushi.

Akashi: Sir, I've loved your daughter right from the day I met her. Since you know everything about me, I request you to do me the honour of having your daughter's hand in marri-

Kise [[as mom]] : My daughter Kurika is looking for a knight in shining armour young man!!

Kuroko: Kurika? Kise-kun why?

Akashi : Lady, if your daughter is looking for a knight in shining armour, I happen to be wearing the full armour of God.

Murasakibara : It's an yes if you buy me food.

Chinz: But Akashi-kun , you were supposed to ask the girl first..

Akashi : Why ask when I already know the answer?

Chinz: *blink blush blink*

Akashi : Which girl would say no to marrying me Chin? Would you?

Chinz : I wouldn't ♡.♡

Aomine : GAYYYYY!!

Momoi : DAI-CHAN!! KUROKO-KUN IS MINE!!

[A/N] This is the closest to yaoi you guys are gonna get from me. I can't bring myself to write boy-boy romance. Forgive me baka yaro! ♡