Eliot61200:
Why do you hate being called short? Sorry, hate is the wrong word, pissed off is more like it.

Ed: DAMN RIGHT!

Al: I've been wondering the same thing my whole life...

Ed: It pisses me off that just because I'm shorter than someone else it doesn't mean that you can make fun of my height! You were the same height at some point in your life! Sure, I'm small for my age, BUT JUST STOP IT!

Al: ...

Ed: ....AHHHHHH NOOOOO I CALLED MYSELF A TINY LITTLE PIPSQUEAK AGAIN! *cries and grows mushrooms*

Al: ...O_o