PinkPixelia:
Well I don't know wether to feel hurt or thankful, so I'll do both! What are the kind of books that you read (BESIDES alchemy books because face it, they're boring).

Ed: ALCHEMY BOOKS AREN'T BORING!

Al: Brother, they may just have different interests than us. Besides, did you say that you were gonna try to be nice to them?

Ed: *sighs* Yeah, I did. And I like adventure books.

Al: I like any books! It gets pretty boring when you have no one to talk to at night, so I'll often just read a bunch of stories.

Ed: All stories? Even the TWILIGHT SERIES?!

Al: NO! I HATE THE TWILIGHT SERIES!

Ed: DID YOU READ IT?!

Al: ONLY A LITTLE BIT! And I must say that I like my brother Edward much better than the other Edward in the story.

Ed: DID HE STEAL MY TITLE OR ANYTHING?!

Al: I DONT KNOW! I DIDN'T READ ENOUGH TO FIND OUT!

Ed: ...I'm scared now...DAMMIT! I'll have to read it in order to find out if this other Edward is SHAMING MY GOOD NAME!

Al: No, Brother, DON'T DO IT!

Ed: We have no choice, Al. *takes out Twilight series* We'll have to do it. We can burn these stories afterwards.

~~Time Skip to when they Finish the Series brought to you by Truth Sparing you the Torture if Listening to what Happens in Twilight~~

Ed: NOOOOOOO! I WAS RIGHT HE IS SHAMING MY GOOD NAME!

Al: LETS GIVE THESE BOOKS TO MUSTANG!

Ed and Al: *open door to question room* *chuck Twilight series at Mustang* *quickly shut the door again*

Mustang: What the hell-AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH NOOOOOOOOO! *burns series 1,000,000,000 times*

Ed and Al: Now, how do we use alchemy to erase our memories about that we ever did that?

A/N: I DONT KNOW WHAT HAPPENS IN TWILIGHT AND I DONT WANT TO EITHER! SO I HAVE SAVED YOU MY DUCKLINGS!