niallerstylinson:
Hay! It's me again...

So now you need to spend time with Flame and Fiore (and Al Flame is not gay but Fiore ships him with everyone..)

Al: Oh. Like how I ship Ed with Winry, kinda?

I APOLOGIZE IN ADVANCE *leaves*

Fiore: Is Ava gone yet? *looks around*

Ed: OH NO SHE'S BACK!

Flame: Sup! WOAH HE'S HELLA SHORT!

Ed: DONT CALL ME SMALL! ILL BREAK OFF YOUR FEET AND STICK THEM ON YOUR HEAD!

Fiore: Told ya'

Ed: DO YOU WANNA GO?! 'CAUSE ILL TAKE YOU ON RIGHT NOW!

Fiore: *shoves Flame towards Al* NOW....KISS

Al: ....I don't have lips?

Flame: FIORE I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND! *turns to Al* I am so sorry.

Al: It's okay. ^w^

Fiore: Oy, Flame. They don't think magic is real.

Ed: No, I know it's not real.

Flame: What do you mean magic isn't real?

Fiore: Wanna show them?

Flame: Yup!

Fiore: Fire Pheonix Blaze!

Flame: STARFIRE BLAZE!

Fiore: *nothing happens*

Flame: *nothing happens*

Ed: HAHA! I rest my case.

Fiore: What?! This makes no sense! I AM A PHEONIX MAGE HOW THE HELL DID THAT NOT WORK?!

Flame: Oy, Fior'. The magic here is called alchemy. I've seen the pipsqueak do it before.

Ed: *attacks* WHO'RE YOU CALLING A TINY LITTLE PIPSQUEAK, YOU JEEEEEEEERK?!?!?!

Fiore: OHH! *claps hands* *transmutes fire out of nothing* *defies laws of alchemy*

Al: O.O

Ed: O.O

Flame: *eats fire*

Al: O_O

Ed: O_O

Fiore: *makes milk appear* *drinks milk*

Ed: O_O *screams and runs*

Ava (me): *appears out of nowhere* THATS ENOUGH!!

Ed: YOU'RE A SAVIOR!

Fiore: *whispers to flame*

Flame: *blushes* Fine, I'll do it! *kisses Ed on lips* *kisses Al on cheek*

Ed: O_O What just happened?

Al: Uh...thanks?

Fiore: *squeals*

Ava: *nosbleeds* Y-yaoi

Ed: Dare I ask what Yaoi is?

Al: You don't wanna know, brother... and don't read the fanfics.

Flame: *mumbles something about having to kill Fiore* If Lucy knows anything about this I swear..

Fiore: Yah, yeah. And since you wanted me to, here. *presses button that destroys all milk* *hands Al roses and a kitten*

Ed: ....was that legit?!?!

Al: YAY KITTIES!

Ava: Now that that is over, I have to take these two knuckleheads back to the Fairy Tail universe where they belong. *snaps* *opens inter-dimensional portal* *drags Fiore and Flame by their ears*

Ava: Sorry again! And Ed, tell your wife Winry that I said hi!

Ed: SHE'S NOT MY WIFE!

Fiore: ENJOY THE PRESENTS PIPSQUEAK!

Ed: DONT CALL ME PIPSQUEAK!

Flame: IM SORRY FOR KISSING YOU!

Ed: *opens mouth* *closes it*

Al: Uh, it wasn't any problem! Besides, I do that sort of thing aaaaaaall the time to my brother!

Ed: Yeah, and Fiore made you do it anyways...and you have a girlfriend... Don't tell her about that.

Al: Bye bye! *waves*