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Edward: why do you think being a state alchemist is bad, you get to help people.

Ed: Yeah, but you're a dog of the military. NOT COOL.

Al: how is Bast doing lately?

Al: She's doing awesome!

Bast: Meow.

Winry: Is it true that you have fallen in love with Edward? Like a "Can't eat. Can't sleep. Reach for the stars. Over the fence World Series kind of stuff"? *asks like a five year old kid*

Winry: I honestly have no real idea...I'm conflicted.

Al: My master plan shall change that...

Envy: what is your opinion on the Edward x Envy ship?

Envy: THATS NEVER HAPPENING!!!

Ed: WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?!?!

Envy: Some freaky girls shoved me in a jar, put glitter in it, drew a mustache on the jar, have me a sombrero...I had no choice but to come in here for safety.

Ed: WELL GET OUT!

Envy: NO!!!! YOU CANT MAKE ME!!!